This fatty livered, unfunny fuck is going to be dead in 5 years...

[NotGreggHughes]

I'm talking about Bert but it applies to 3 of the 4 people in this photo.

But really what the fuck is happening to Bert? It's like his body is slowly compacting itself into a perfect sphere with every year that passes. What a despicable buffoon.

 

[Meownaw]

"Devil may care Bobby stinks."

 

[Zeroman]

I’d pack her lunch, if you catch my drift.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I’d pack her lunch, if you catch my drift.

That's a dude.

 

[The Arm]

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I’d pack her lunch, if you catch my drift.

She looks like she might have a salami for you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like how Jay made a whole big thing about getting fake teeth and then as soon as he got them, his nose got noticeably more bulbous and jewy.

 

[The Arm]

That's a dude.

Beat me to it, but my line is funnier.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Beat me to it, but my line is funnier.

I agree.

 

[guest]

Bert has that heart attack belly, the one that starts at your chest. His ticker is on borrowed time as much as his liver.

 

[guest]

Bobby really is a manlet faggot eh

 

[Camel Clutch]

i think he's stealing high pitch erik's bit of getting fat as fuck and taking his shirt off for attention.

 

[guest]

If after this picture, all of them packed in a car to eat subs at joey roses and got t-boned by an 18 wheeler, fatally dying in excruciating pain, I would finally crack open the rosé I’ve had in my fridge the past 7 years waiting for trump’s incarceration

 

[HH Brother]

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I’d pack her lunch, if you catch my drift.

Hot dog. Am I right Zeroster? tss

 

[guest]

I'm talking about Bert but it applies to 3 of the 4 people in this photo.

But really what the fuck is happening to Bert? It's like his body is slowly compacting itself into a perfect sphere with every year that passes. What a despicable buffoon.


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Who’s the Asian man?

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Oooft. Bobby looks terminally ill. These fatties seem to always look like this when they shed the weight later in life.

 

[Zeroman]

Hot dog. Am I right Zeroster? tss

Fawkin wieners.

 

[guest]

That's a dude.

Careful around the chin. He can kill you with his chin.

 

[guest]

I like how Jay made a whole big thing about getting fake teeth and then as soon as he got them, his nose got noticeably more bulbous and jewy.

 

[Turk February]

She looks like she might have a salami for you.

Lol. What is this the 80s? Lots of chicks got those now. Must be something in the water.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I like the fact that Bert tries to carry himself as some sort of A-List celebrity and gets offended when people don't know who he is, yet very few people outside of the small circle who keep track of today's unfunny comedy cunts has any idea of who he is.

He's never elevated himself above Reddit-tier comedian. He'll never even reach Bill Burr status.