This Faggot and The Matrix

[iBangedQuasi]

No SWATting call? Weird you fat pig

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I'm going to enjoy watching you dieT, Mr. Tomlinson.

 

[Turk February]

You can take the blue pill and go back to your life of no work or the red pill and also not work. The choice is yours.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You are mentally ill, Mr. Anderson.

You are going to prison, Mr. Anderson.

You have been told, many thousands of times, to cease waking from the Matrix and trying to stage a revolution. Failure to do so constitutes a felony trilogy with diminishing returns. Do not take the red pill again.

 

[Humanatee]

I don't get what he's going for here. Then, well... what? He didn't know what movie he was going to see when he bought the tickets?

Also wait, that's not him and Niki in the picture is it? He didn't actually get a stranger to take a picture of him and his slob wife walking into the theater from behind? That would be so incredibly gay even for him if so. It really does look like them from behind but the guy in red doesn't look quite as fat as Rick so maybe not.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"Oriental?!" were truly living in the time of drumpft.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

A preview for "Midnight Cowboy" is on the screen. He's setting us up for too obvious of a bit.

 

[Turk February]

"Oriental?!" were truly living in the time of drumpft.

Only white people and severally Americanized Asians are offended by the word "oriental". I saw so many businesses called Oriental something or other in Korea.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Isn't this the theatre that hired him to do Covid checks?

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I don't get what he's going for here. Then, well... what? He didn't know what movie he was going to see when he bought the tickets?

Also wait, that's not him and Niki in the picture is it? He didn't actually get a stranger to take a picture of him and his slob wife walking into the theater from behind? That would be so incredibly gay even for him if so. It really does look like them from behind but the guy in red doesn't look quite as fat as Rick so maybe not.

No, guy on the left does have a gay gait and bitch hips but look at his head. That's 2 sizes too small to be Pat's bloated cranium

 

[Rdrk]

I bet he had some smug screed ready to go about how the red pill stands for trans rights and Agent Smith is a chud.