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[LongIslandchomper]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1428794284900294662?s=19

As though Pig is ever more than an arm's length away from his phone. But I'm sure this cute tweet brightened the day of his boomer cat lady followers.

 

[HotDogJoe]

1. He'd never leave home without his phone
2. Why would he have to throw rocks at the window instead of just knocking on the window or door?
3. Why is he so fat?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

How do you do fellow millennials?

His entire fantasy world is built on random scenes from pop culture.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Eat Anything

Headstronnnnng, I'll take you onnnn

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Someone asked about just ringing the doorbell and he had an “oh, fuck!!!” moment before glossing over it with a “don’t even go there!” deflection; as if there’s an incredible backstory behind the mystery of the doorbell.

Everything is positively amazing and wacky in the world of this fat mongoloid who not only tweets all day but actually admitted he can’t even watch TV because it would keep him away from Twitter for 25 minutes.

 

[guest]

Someone asked about just ringing the doorbell and he had an “oh, fuck!!!” moment before glossing over it with a “don’t even go there!” deflection; as if there’s an incredible backstory behind the mystery of the doorbell.

Everything is positively amazing and wacky in the world of this fat mongoloid who not only tweets all day but actually admitted he can’t even watch TV because it would keep him away from Twitter for 25 minutes.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That’s what you get for trying false flag yourself again. Rick.

 

[Username]

He’s just admitting he lives in squalor. He lives in a ghetto and his doorbell doesn’t work. Crack heads live better than this six figure author.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He had to throw rocks at the window as Niki couldn’t hear the doorbell over the sound of ashy sub saharan balls slapping against her asshole.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Someone asked about just ringing the doorbell and he had an “oh, fuck!!!” moment before glossing over it with a “don’t even go there!” deflection; as if there’s an incredible backstory behind the mystery of the doorbell.

Everything is positively amazing and wacky in the world of this fat mongoloid who not only tweets all day but actually admitted he can’t even watch TV because it would keep him away from Twitter for 25 minutes.

We know the wiring in the half hovel is not up to code. His tenants had to file complaints with the city to force the lazy hog to fix it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If the story was true Niki would have ignored it and left him outside so she could get a break from the awful fat bum she married.

 

[UnPRePared]

I bet you one full shows revenue this motherfucker cosplays by himself as a Boondock Saint and jacks off in the mirror.

 

[UnPRePared]

Speaking of which, gotta go! Almost show time!

 

[guest]

Certainly a 6 figure author would have one of those video doorbells by now that use no wiring and cost a couple hundred bucks, right?