This day in Rickstory: I'm ALLERGIC to milk, child (October 7)

[Rdrk]

2012. Rick has arrived.



2014. Hooked on MANSEED.



2015. Crazy Rick always fucks with people's expectations.



2017. Everything is going to be so surprising for you, when it happens. Like reverse Christmas.



2020. Rick explains his milk allergy to a stlaker (he had to subsist on some kind of chemical mixture as an infant, evidently causing long-term developmental defects in his brain).



2021. Rick just does it.



2022. New ottoman, quest for a rug continues.



2023. ManCakes.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I was in high-school when Facebook first came out.

No one posted things so cringey and embarrassing. Not the weirdos or dirt balls or faggots or girls.

 

[captain_kamala]

I was in high-school when Facebook first came out.

No one posted things so cringey and embarrassing. Not the weirdos or dirt balls or faggots or girls.

I was on original Facebook when it was only for a handful of good schools.
Once they let normies in it went downhill

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I was on original Facebook when it was only for a handful of good schools.

 

[StlakerFatti]

I was on original Facebook when it was only for a handful of good schools.
Once they let normies in it went downhill

ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh, i was on myspace when it was only used by a handful of the biggest world leaders

 

[Honey Badger]

That ottoman is heinous. Interior Decorator Pat doesn’t get enough attention

 

[DooDooBrown]

We can all see Rick’s mancakes through his super tight shirts.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I was on original Facebook when it was only for a handful of good schools.
Once they let normies in it went downhill

braggard

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

I was on original Facebook when it was only for a handful of good schools.
Once they let normies in it went downhill

If I was a nigger my GPA could've gotten me into astronaut school.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

But he’s also a TOUGH GUY!

 

[RickReternal]

2012. Rick has arrived.

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2014. Hooked on MANSEED.

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2015. Crazy Rick always fucks with people's expectations.

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2017. Everything is going to be so surprising for you, when it happens. Like reverse Christmas.

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2020. Rick explains his milk allergy to a stlaker (he had to subsist on some kind of chemical mixture as an infant, evidently causing long-term developmental defects in his brain).

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2021. Rick just does it.

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2022. New ottoman, quest for a rug continues.

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2023. ManCakes.

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I’ve never seen the ottoman tweet before. That thing is fucking ugly. Totally unsurprising he buys something to put his feet up before a rug. Whatever.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I'm not a doctor by any means but doing a bunch of googling (aka becoming a Pat Expert) it seems like babies literally can't be allergic to breastmilk. They can be allergic to things in the breastmilk, which can be fixed by the mother changing their diet, but not the breastmilk itself. Barring new research I am moving this one into the Total Lie category.

Also why would you buy an Ottoman for a sectional? And why would you buy a mismatched Ottoman for a sectional? Why wouldn't you buy or even make a nice coffee table? Unless someone can explain this to me, the Ottoman will be labeled as Hideous.

 

[Honey Badger]

I’ve never seen the ottoman tweet before. That thing is fucking ugly. Totally unsurprising he buys something to put his feet up before a rug. Whatever.

His whole house is a cobbled disaster. Which again begs the question, why isn’t Niki doing something about this? I know she’s a frumpy dyke, but I figured even one of those know how to color-coordinate

 

[DominusOdium]

I'm not a doctor by any means but doing a bunch of googling (aka becoming a Pat Expert) it seems like babies literally can't be allergic to breastmilk. They can be allergic to things in the breastmilk, which can be fixed by the mother changing their diet, but not the breastmilk itself. Barring new research I am moving this one into the Total Lie category.

Also why would you buy an Ottoman for a sectional? And why would you buy a mismatched Ottoman for a sectional? Why wouldn't you buy or even make a nice coffee table? Unless someone can explain this to me, the Ottoman will be labeled as Hideous.

His mother didn't want to have the little toad sucking her tits dry and told him a bunch of bullshit to justify her disgust for him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His whole house is a cobbled disaster. Which again begs the question, why isn’t Niki doing something about this? I know she’s a frumpy dyke, but I figured even one of those know how to color-coordinate

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They’re in their 40s yet they live like 20 something college kids.