Thinking of a trip to Milwaukee this fall

[guest]

I have like 700 in airline credit and two weeks of vacation I need to use before the year is over. My idea was to get a hotel in Milwaukee, drink at Hooligans, have sex really just live the life of a famous Sci Fi author. Maybe ask the Hooligans staff about Patrick directly. Seems like a fun vacation idea

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Make sure to be sitting in his seat when he waddles in

 

[guest]

If you're a large black gentleman, I know a frumpy gal on N Oakland Ave who'd be willing to drain your balls.

 

[UnPRePared]

Cosplay as SAMCRO so we finally have our LOLCOW crossover.

And counter every "Child" with "I am not a pedophile".

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Felony vacation, child. Wait quietly for the knock. Your life is coming to an end.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Lots of great places to go in WI. Don’t let the pigs disgusting, dilapidated, half hovel, bad neighborhood and bad habits pollute your mind. He makes the Midwest look like shit when really if you like the outdoors it’s a great place to visit. That being said, I wouldn’t advise leaving Easter eggs for Fatrick to find near his neighborhood and frequent watering holes. Certainly don’t write his phone numbers in men’s stalls with the word “Fatrick” written above it. Certainly don’t spread information about what you’ve heard about him. You not really being a WI resident but claiming.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

If you're a large black gentleman, I know a frumpy gal on N Oakland Ave who'd be willing to drain your balls.

And your intestines.

 

[PeteRose]

it would be funny to crash a open mic and heckle our pig on camera. in his mind this would be a felony, but he would be fat and wrong like usual.

 

[guest]

I can just imagine the wide eyed stare he’d give you as his jowels shook before hollering a high pitch scream. ‘Call the police, child wife! A incel Nazi has come to throw me in a concentration camp because I’m a freedom fighter!’ (Cue heavy intentional sharting)

 

[Brooke Shields]

If i saw Pat in real life i'd probably vomit

 

[TokenX]

Once I traveled to Stone Mountain to check out Jim Goad's stomping grounds. Pat's a famous author too so I don't see why this would be any different.

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

If you're a large black gentleman, I know a frumpy gal on N Oakland Ave who'd be willing to drain your balls.

Only with my permission, sweet summer child. I also get to jerk off in the corner and cry, stlaker.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Really makes you wonder what'd happen if a brotherman showed up to Hooligans and just said "Hi Patrick!" No violence or I'm gonna fight you bullshit, just acknowledge you know him from the internet and try to have a conversation.

He'd probably call the police and try to get you arrested for "stalking" with no proof. Then he'd take your picture and tweet hysterically trying to dox you. Then he'd run home and cry on twitter, no doubt making up a ridiculous story how you ran away from him.

 

[guest]

Really makes you wonder what'd happen if a brotherman showed up to Hooligans and just said "Hi Patrick!" No violence or I'm gonna fight you bullshit, just acknowledge you know him from the internet and try to have a conversation.

He'd probably call the police and try to get you arrested for "stalking" with no proof. Then he'd take your picture and tweet hysterically trying to dox you. Then he'd run home and cry on twitter, no doubt making up a ridiculous story how you ran away from him.

This is my plan, was supposed to do it this summer, but covid is fucking up travel too much. If this shit ends I will certainly be sitting next to him at some point and I fully expect the police to be called and this idiot to scream his life is danger from a "hello child".

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

he would have a melt down if someone heckled him. He would probably call the police or charge at them like a stampeding elephant

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Make sure to be sitting in his seat when he waddles in

Pat would be the guy to stand there staring at anyone in "his seat" until they move.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Sit at the bar, "reading" one of his books. When he comes in, act like the biggest PST fan. And that you came to Milwaukee with the hope of running into your favorite sci-fi author. Ask him to sign your copy of "the greatest American science fiction novel of the past five decades." Bring enough Sharpies.

Tell him how much he means to you. How he's influenced your style of writing. As he leans in to sign the book whisper in his ear, "Make it out to Owen A. Forums.... Child."

Then knock his beer over onto his laptop, flex your pecs, fart in Niki's cunt and gallop away, giggling.

 

[42069]

Lots of great places to go in WI. Don’t let the pigs disgusting, dilapidated, half hovel, bad neighborhood and bad habits pollute your mind. He makes the Midwest look like shit when really if you like the outdoors it’s a great place to visit. That being said, I wouldn’t advise leaving Easter eggs for Fatrick to find near his neighborhood and frequent watering holes. Certainly don’t write his phone numbers in men’s stalls with the word “Fatrick” written above it. Certainly don’t spread information about what you’ve heard about him. You not really being a WI resident but claiming.

Madison is my third favorite college town behind Eugene and Boulder

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Once the court case is over, we should organise a trip to Milwaukee for the weekend to celebrate.

We could fill Hooligans with brothermen and have our fill of meatloaf & pirate whiskey.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Once the court case is over, we should organise a trip to Milwaukee for the weekend to celebrate.

We could fill Hooligans with brothermen and have our fill of meatloaf & pirate whiskey.

We could all raise a glass and yell Pat is Fat! In victory