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THESE FUCKING UHH UNRULY NIGGERS SHOWING OFF THEIR GUNS - HEY MOTHERS DICK CUNTBAG, ITS NOT A UHH UHHH UHH A FUCKING TOY!

Sue Lightning

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Nana is the roughest, toughest, most cold-blooded elderly bottom queen at the range. He knows all the gun range poses, and exudes an icy demeanor as he calmly "double taps" scores of cardboard niggers. In real life, though, he's still the tittering, anxious little fairy who's afraid of getting caught prancing in mommy's shoes. He might as well be posing with Nerf guns.
 

Sue Lightning

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Nana is the roughest, toughest, most cold-blooded elderly bottom queen at the range. He knows all the gun range poses, and exudes an icy demeanor as he calmly "double taps" scores of cardboard niggers. In real life, though, he's still the tittering, anxious little fairy who's afraid of getting caught prancing in mommy's shoes. He might as well be posing with Nerf guns.
Lol he definitely does a sassy little pose in the mirror before heading to the range to see the boytth

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He had his dream scenario at Time’s Square that fateful night when he had the chance to pull his gun and finally get to be the tough badass he so desperately wants to be seen as but he pussed out and decided to cry about it on twitter like a fag and completely derail his life. Nice guns, stupid.
 
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He had his dream scenario at Time’s Square that fateful night when he had the chance to pull his gun and finally get to be the tough badass he so desperately wants to be seen as but he pussed out and decided to cry about it on twitter like a fag and completely derail his life. Nice guns, stupid.
And he can never live that fact down. The one time when he had the opportunity to back up his tough talk, he opted to screech, run home like a little girl, and frantically tweet like a massive gaping faggot. Nana was right there in the shit, surrounded by unruly FNs, and he tucked his tail and ran away. All the gum-chomping at the range in the world won't change that.
 

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I'll always use any opportunity to tell this story:

Come by later! He said. OK. Come by later. Back door locked. OK. Front door locked. OK. I can see through the door window he's passed out on the couch. Lemme check the basement. PINGO! I know he's asleep upstairs so I just chill and have some beers in the basement. Little while goes by, I decide to go upstairs. Open the door to the basement, dude twitches, eyes get all wide before the recognition set in.

Responsible gun owner left his basement door unlocked and his *loaded* piece on an end table as he counted sheep. If that wasn't me and somebody malicious, all his 2A shit was for naught.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Even with a gun she loses. Brave mama can’t even be there when faggot Gavin “night of the long knives” his friends. You really think he’s squaring up with some giant South Carolina f/n and pulling the trigger? With his health he probably can’t hold a gun without shaking uncontrollably at the best of times, let alone when he’s terrified.
 

Humanatee

I am not a sea cow, staIker
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I'll always use any opportunity to tell this story:

Come by later! He said. OK. Come by later. Back door locked. OK. Front door locked. OK. I can see through the door window he's passed out on the couch. Lemme check the basement. PINGO! I know he's asleep upstairs so I just chill and have some beers in the basement. Little while goes by, I decide to go upstairs. Open the door to the basement, dude twitches, eyes get all wide before the recognition set in.

Responsible gun owner left his basement door unlocked and his *loaded* piece on an end table as he counted sheep. If that wasn't me and somebody malicious, all his 2A shit was for naught.

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