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"Their previous target was selected just because he's public and unashamed of being gay"

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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This right here is what I hate most about this disingenuous cocksucker. This statement is incredibly dishonest for a few reasons - Firstly, since when was Logan Lynn our main target before Patrick? He was fucked with for a couple of months max, maybe. Patrick knows very well that Joe was the biggest lolcow other than him and continues to be. He knows that but just like on the Strictly Stalking appearance, he won't acknowledge Joe's existence. Because Joe's a Trump supporter and was associated with O&A, he's not even human to Patty.

Also, the reason Logan Lynn was fucked with had nothing to do with him being gay. He was just another dolt like you who fancied himself a troll slayer. Difference is he wised up and moved on. You're still here 3 years later trying to "win" whatever the fuck you think that looks like. And don't make us out to be a bunch of homophobes, you hypocritical fuck. Before woke culture kicked in, you were found using tons of gay insults to people. In fact you basically implied Ben Shapiro was gay before blocking him.

Carol is one of the most respected members here and is an openly gay guy. And you know that, asshole. You know that because you found his Instagram and pre-emptively blocked it. But you choose to ignore these facts so you can keep presenting yourself as Mama Raven's little woke warrior, fighting on behalf of the poor disenfranchised gays/trannies/blacks everywhere. (Hint - none of them want you on their side, dickhead)

Also our "publicly stated goal" has never been to drive you to suicide, you fucking lunatic. You read that somewhere once and have decided to parrot it at every chance you get because it makes things some way more serious than they are. Most people here have in fact stated the opposite of wanting to drive you to suicide - we'd like it if you actually developed some self awareness, quit your addiction to Twitter, lose some weight and get a job. We just know for a fact you'll never do these things and continue being a hateable asshole to strangers every single day of your life - therefore deserving being fucked with. See how that works? You reap what you sow, ya hog. Enjoy.

Apologies for the essay but he just really bothers me with his fatness sometimes.

Fat :image_9250:
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
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Logan Lynn was such a tiny blip on my radar, which is why I had no idea who he was talking about at first. But he used that lie because he's a 'classic conservative' trying to endear himself to leftie twitter.

Pat, I honestly don't want you to kill yourself. Despite my jokes about hoping your heart explodes, I hope you live another 40 years just so I can laugh at you.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

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Counterpoint here with Earl Douglass.

Patrick, suicide is your only way out.

Stop drinking for a week and take a sober look at the mangling you've given your one and only life.
  • Your daughter? Won't see her no more
  • Your writing career? Lol
  • Your comedy career? Naht funnayyy
  • Your twitter firebranding? Unchecked
  • Your hovel? priceisrighthorn.wav
  • Your wife? She's a man, baby
 
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Counterpoint here with Earl Douglass.

Patrick, suicide is your only way out.

Stop drinking for a week and take a sober look at the mangling you've given your one and only life.
  • Your daughter? Won't see her no more
  • Your writing career? Lol
  • Your comedy career? Naht funnayyy
  • Your twitter firebranding? Unchecked
  • Your hovel? priceisrighthorn.wav
  • Your wife? She's a man, baby

This may be pushing for too much, but I would really love for him to have to enter the workforce for a little while before he offs himself.

I just need to see the Six-Figure Actual Tough Guy in a fast food uniform once, greeting the "guests" with a detached sarcastic tone to let everyone around him know that he's too good for such menial labor.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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This may be pushing for too much, but I would really love for him to have to enter the workforce for a little while before he offs himself.

I just need to see the Six-Figure Actual Tough Guy in a fast food uniform once, greeting the "guests" with a detached sarcastic tone to let everyone around him know that he's too good for such menial labor.
If we find out he’s working a real job, like a WalMart cashier or something, i would use all of my time off to go there and (legally) make him miserable.
 
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If we find out he’s working a real job, like a WalMart cashier or something, i would use all of my time off to go there and (legally) make him miserable.
Someone definitely would need to go there and record a Genuine Celebrity Encounter. Not even being a dick, just making a legitimate purchase and then when they're at the register "Holy Crap, are you Patrick S Tomlinson, the author and comedian?? Can I get a picture?"

Then again there is also something to be said for plopping a log in the urinal, too.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Unashamed of being gay? Who is ashamed of being gay in 2021? Does Pat think a majority of gays are ashamed to be gay so they live a lie and marry women they don’t actually love? Because that sounds like projecting Pat just revealed something he didn’t mean to say. Explains a lot of his behavior to be honest. Linger Longer!
 
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