The White OJ Simpson

[Chapel]

Patton Oswalt confesses all

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Brotherman, brotherman

 

[Ladynyahh]

That's Jim Norton-level dark. I bet he was fawkin brooooding when she was alive

 

[Toast]

I kinda want to find that guy and high five him.

 

[Imager]

Cheating bitch was probably drunk driving.

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

You can just read the title of the post and know this is a good guy.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I'm so happy the EAR/ONS killer didn't get caught before her death. One for the good guys.

 

[PogromStallone]

Good for him, he deserves it.

 

[Dennyislife]

Imagine how cheap the funeral is going to be.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Are you seriously comparing a redditor to the man who rushed for 2,000 yards?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I hope he will spend some of the insurance on whooors

 

[Mass.gov]

That he feels bad about feeling good means he's not a sociopath.

Actually, OP is a very good, patient man...and Allah rewarded his patience in facing disrespect and betrayal from his wife.