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The Roast of Dan Mullen

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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As we move on from Dan posting, back to Fat posting, it’s only appropriate we give him an OnA good bye. Maybe even kiss him.

All the stars are here tonight. I see Patrick S Tomlinson drinking a miller lite, and texting Boomia in the back. Patrick and Boomia are about as similar as they come. They both own multiple properties, they both get the last word in, they’re both actual tough guys, they’re both fat, but most of all…… they’re both gay. Patrick spent over 150 thousand to figure out who Dan Mullen was. He could have just given @captain_kamala a $150 Amazon gift card. Patrick once tweeted you could take out a tank with $1 worth of lead paint. What he left out, was he had to be there to eat it.

There’s Anthony Cumia, sitting next to her brother. She once said we have “No effect on their lives”. She’s right. Vampires aren’t living. Anthony assaulted her 10 year old boy girlfriend by biting her. Too bad you didn’t know how to bite your tongue, huh AntH?

Samcro Joe, how’s it going? Gigs picked up after the board stopped caring about you? Where are you at now? A Shonies in Kentucky? Joe is very anti covid, despite wearing a muzzle wherever he goes. A food muzzle. His only real problem with Covid is it’s like the opioid epidemic. You never know if you’re going to get tainted child spit.

Finally to Dan, the honored member tonight. His lovely wife is in attendance. The first time I met her, I had to pull Dan aside. I said “Dan, you should have told me Antonio Inoki was going to be here!”.
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How’d that podcast workout for you, bud? Better than the last one? Dan thought he could be a “sublebrity” on the board. He’s definitely a “sub”. Dan got mad at the board for making fun of women. He said “What would @RobertMewler think?” I said “Dan, chinks don’t think.”. Dan is someone who believes you have to contribute, to have a say. That’s why he contributed all this dog shit for his wife to clean up. He tried to take on “The Alliance”. Apparently no one told him the strategy “Be a bigger faggot” doesn’t work. Finally, Dan thought it would be great to release DMs of people being nice to him. Dan told @Snake he never liked him anyways, but he liked his artwork. How about those last pieces of art, Dan? Dan Mullen is a spineless cunt, and uhhhh the only way he can stand up right is if Flavia can keep her erection.
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There are various references and altered quotes from, Japenese wrestling/politics, The Roast of Big Jay Oakerson, the Opie and Anthony subreddit, and OnAForums.net, Dan.
 
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Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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It’s low hanging fruit but he really does look like he’s got down syndrome, to the point it’s not even funny I feel bad commenting on it.
I was trying to keep it mostly sub and big jay roast related. I actually tried redoing AntHs awful joke about how Joe looks like a tranny dick, as Dan looks like if you tried to fix a Down syndrome kid. I only spent like 15 minutes on this but I couldn’t get it to fit in right.
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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heres the thing, dan was all about flash and production be he forgot the most important thing. Be funny. 17.9 podcast views later hes lording over the forum like hes the second coming of da show? you know what I mean? anyways Rich Vos will be at the tinker house in indianapolis on june 23 and 24th.
 

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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Dan, truly the most disappointing thing about you was that you allowed yourself to be cyberbullied by a circlejerk of Dutch shitposters without even trying to throw a decent punch back. You're an American citizen, if any other country fucks with us, we bomb the shit out of them. The Netherlands isn't a country Dan, it's where Michael Jackson molests children. How about [alliance member] scrounges together the extra Euros he's earned from repairing windmills and takes a trip down to Amstey-Damn! Windowshop for a whore and fuck her so poorly she closes up shop for the night. That's a reference to a radio show, Dan that actually happened to a dead black comedian who coincidentally had a thing for Brazilians as well. But we're talking about The Netherlands, and I hope I don't have to PM anyone smooooooothing things over, but the honest truth as an American is every four years my only takeaway from this World Cup thing you Euros do is how fucking retarded your orange traffic cone jerseys look. Later in the year right, can't wait to see the pride of your country sprinting around like 10 tall glasses of Tropicana. Jenna Ortega brutally mogs Christina Ricci.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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You think Pat’s fat? Every person that gets doxxed is uglier and more repulsive than the last.
Jesus, if Mew wasn’t already barren, you freaks would make her pussy dry up faster than Nikis dysfunctional cunt. The only person here with a chance of getting some pussy is Carol...and HE’S GAY
You nailed his delivery vurry good
 
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