The reviews for Spare Me are in!

[Humanatee]

Oh no...

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"HAHAHA HOLEEEEEEEEEEESHIT AH HAHAHA MY BOOK IS A HAHAHA PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S HAHAHA HILLLLLARRRRRIOUS!!!!"

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Those folks neglected to mention that this "book" is literally a transcription of stuff available on youtube.

Mike Bochetti put more effort into his book than Nana did.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

So when is his book gonna be at dollar trees in the hood?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I remember when he got kicked out from the Comedy Cellar by Club Soda Kenny and told the story the next day on his show, and that clip of him telling that story got transcribed word for word and was a chapter in his book.

Even his shitty small talk with the guys in the booth trying to figure out who kicked him out made it into that chapter. "Was it Ginger Ale Joe who kicked you out?"

Not a single ounce of effort was put into making this pamflet sized drivel. I'm astounded that he decided to "write" a second book after the book signing debacle from his first one.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Did he have a contract with either his publisher or ghost writer for multiple books?

This stinks of a AntH "least effort to meet an obligation"


And neither of these books have been what everyone wanted- a tell all of the O&A years behind the scenes of stuff they haven't already repeated on the show 1,000 times

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

What book publisher paid for this trash? He wasn't embarrassed by the marker incident? 1000 subscribers isn't enough of a base to shill two shitty pamphlets

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Did he have a contract with either his publisher or ghost writer for multiple books?

This stinks of a AntH "least effort to meet an obligation"


And neither of these books have been what everyone wanted- a tell all of the O&A years behind the scenes of stuff they haven't already repeated on the show 1,000 times

Ghost writers for sure. He had them on once when he "wrote" the first book.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Those folks neglected to mention that this "book" is literally a transcription of stuff available on youtube.

Mike Bochetti put more effort into his book than Nana did.

He tried pulling the same shit howard stern did with shitty book of interviews but I doubt cumia got anywhere close to the millions howie got from the publisher.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember when he got kicked out from the Comedy Cellar by Club Soda Kenny and told the story the next day on his show, and that clip of him telling that story got transcribed word for word and was a chapter in his book.

Even his shitty small talk with the guys in the booth trying to figure out who kicked him out made it into that chapter. "Was it Ginger Ale Joe who kicked you out?"

Not a single ounce of effort was put into making this pamflet sized drivel. I'm astounded that he decided to "write" a second book after the book signing debacle from his first one.

Sounds like he did what Stern did for his 3rd “book” - just transcripts of shows with 10-15 pages of new stuff

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He tired pulling the same shit howard stern did with shitty book of interviews but I doubt cumia go anywhere close to the millions howie got from the publisher.

I will never understand how anyone could still be a fan of Stern after he pulled that shit for his 3rd book. Howie did a giant “fuck you” to whatever was left of his audience and still bitched that it was really hard and time consuming to write 15 pages.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

They just can't handle a white man speaking like I do! FUCK 'EM! *spits on own floor*

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Great reviews of that cunt rag bitch fuck animal pig worthless meat sack shit pile stink crotch ass stain rot bung book.

 

[Humanatee]

Great reviews of that cunt rag bitch fuck animal pig worthless meat sack shit pile stink crotch ass stain rot bung book.

The reviewers called it s*** because THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!

 

[firstimelongtime]

I'll get to it once I finish the three AI-generated ones on Amazon.

Amazon.com : anthony cumia book

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ever since he was working on his own he has always put out a low effort product. He has zero pride in his "brand". Just expects idiots to eat it up and he can pretend he is still rich and famous.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Ghost writers for sure. He had them on once when he "wrote" the first book.

You don't think he wrote the book? Nyehehehe

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I will never understand how anyone could still be a fan of Stern after he pulled that shit for his 3rd book. Howie did a giant “fuck you” to whatever was left of his audience and still bitched that it was really hard and time consuming to write 15 pages.

And he called it "Howard Stern Comes Again", like "tee hee, look how nutty and naughty I still am!". Faggot. He should be raped by Jackie Martling in some West Virginia hillbilly holler.

 

[Single Action Army]

Sorry I've been busy driving fast women and fucking cars.
What is this book supposed to be about? "I rant angrily about people who've shit on me in my recent irrelevant years?"

If he did NOTHING after his firing in 2014: just game inside every day, he'd be happier and more financially secure than now

 

[AnthonyCumio]

The fake Anthony Cumia books on Amazon are a hoot. There's at least a dozen of them already.

Nice legacy, stupid.