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No it doesn’t Pat. Especially since your frump of a wife always has her greasy hair in a pony tail due to giving up on her appearance. You sleep on the couch which is a major red flag in a marriage.
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The more he brags about his sex life means the less sex (if he ever had any) he’s having. That ballpark photo shows they are just roommates at this point since he’s become so grotesque there’s no amount of booze to make Niki have sex with him. I doubt Pat even has the energy or drive to even have sex at this point and/or Hes impotent due to being a 41 year old couch potato.Sex Pat appearing more and more lately. Totally normal to tell strangers how much you fuck, especially after your lawyer drafts court paperwork saying your wife is not a lesbian.
This. Also BP medication and anti-depressants (which his wife takes) significantly decreases sex drive and ability to perform in the sack.I doubt Pat even has the energy or drive to even have sex at this point and/or Hes impotent due to being a 41 year old couch potato.
The phrase "I get a popper before you get the pooper" has been uttered in that house more than once.In Fatrick's house, the vial of amyl nitrate is the true sign.
Jamal's python won't fit in Fatrick's shit pipe otherwise. It's collapsing with surrounding fat.
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