The Pig oinks for the Rat

[Brooke Shields]

"Comedy is a safe space for abuse"
Some thoughts on what's happening
-Seth "Sex Pest" Simons

https://archive.is/uvJ97

im not reading that shit

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Written by a rat, endorsed by a pig. No thanks.

 

[fusciasomething]

These two talking about comedy is comparable to Nana talking about NASA. It has nothing to do with them and they'll never understand it

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Good for Louie. Normal people aren't buying this horseshit.

 

[guest]

I love seeing failures like Pat and Seth complain about the success of real comedians. It shows that they are still bothered by the fact that they could never make it in the industry and it eats away at them.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Seth, we know you read the forums. We’re all huge fans of the bird joke. Mocking bird saying eagle. Eagles don’t say eagle!!!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Written by a rat, endorsed by a pig. No thanks.

fuckin zodiac ova hea

2021 must be the Year of the Cock

 

[TokenX]

Seth just fucks with like four people in a circular rotation: Tim Dillon, Dave Smith, Cris Italia, and Dani Zoldan.

When's he gonna write a story about Sarah Silverman accepting Louie's invite to watch him jerk off? Sarah's the one who watched. Weird skank.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Seth just fucks with like four people in a circular rotation: Tim Dillon, Dave Smith, Cris Italia, and Dani Zoldan.

When's he gonna write a story about Sarah Silverman accepting Louie's invite to watch him jerk off? Sarah's the one who watched. Weird skank.

And absolutely nothing to say about her or Kimmel dabbling in blackface. It just proves that this talentless, unknown, valor stealing rapist doesn't care about right or wrong, good or evil, and definitely not about boundaries - he just cares about his side, or attempting to break down those who had the audacity to be more successful than him.

Jealous, petty little faggot.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So I matched with this hipster girl on tinder - gauge earrings, arms covered in tattoos, all the red flags but there's a sexy little body under all the bullshit so whatever. We chat back and forth and she invites me to this poetry thing, I meet her at this independent bookstore, make our way inside, not a lot of people but seemingly every zany hair color is accounted for. I'm chatting with the hipster girl and notice on the stage, there's a parakeet in a knitted scarf perched on a stool. I'm like that's a cute little outfit, this must be someone's pet, maybe the store has like an official pet, I've seen a couple of bodega cats. Then, seriously guys, parakeet clears its throat and says in perfect English "trigger warning: a lot of my poems tonight are about my father, who was physically, verbally and emotionally abusive".

I tell ya, things that seemed crazy in 2001 are just common in 2021.

 

[Will Tate]

So I matched with this hipster girl on tinder - gauge earrings, arms covered in tattoos, all the red flags but there's a sexy little body under all the bullshit so whatever. We chat back and forth and she invites me to this poetry thing, I meet her at this independent bookstore, make our way inside, not a lot of people but seemingly every zany hair color is accounted for. I'm chatting with the hipster girl and notice on the stage, there's a parakeet in a knitted scarf perched on a stool. I'm like that's a cute little outfit, this must be someone's pet, maybe the store has like an official pet, I've seen a couple of bodega cats. Then, seriously guys, parakeet clears its throat and says in perfect English "trigger warning: a lot of my poems tonight are about my father, who was physically, verbally and emotionally abusive".

I tell ya, things that seemed crazy in 2001 are just common in 2021.

Let me get this straight:

Was the parakeet just there to give trigger warning disclaimers, or did you sit there while a fucking parakeet complained about being raised by a stern father for an hour and a half?

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Let me get this straight:

Was the parakeet just there to give trigger warning disclaimers, or did you sit there while a fucking parakeet complained about being raised by a stern father for an hour and a half?

First of all that parakeet's dad was a piece of shit, and secondly he was the first poet. They had a blackbird come out next and you can imagine what subject all her poems were about.

 

[Phish]

First of all that parakeet's dad was a piece of shit, and secondly he was the first poet. They had a blackbird come out next and you can imagine what subject all her poems were about.

Not the father I’m guessing

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Not the father I’m guessing

I wish I could rib this twice.

 

[NoBacon]

These two talking about comedy is comparable to Nana talking about NASA. It has nothing to do with them and they'll never understand it

or Joe talking about investing. (Trump memorabilia and dogecoins with his sibling residuals)

 

[wbgreen]

I like how Pat tweets at Seth, has been in the middle of stuff Seth has written about, yet Seth completely ignores Pat.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The rapist rat's article goes like this for those who didn't want to read it:
1. Details four sets of allegations against four comedians, yes Louie is one of them. All the allegations based on whisper networks and hearsay.
2. Wont someone please think of the women.

That's it. Dumb rat takes four extremely shaky sets of allegations, and goes tin foil hat with it.

Hey Seth, it was recently uncovered here that Jim Norton raped a 15 year old girl with Ron Jeremy. Why don't you write about that? And he also raped a woman during a Sirius XM show, search for 'the show we can't talk about'.

 

[MonsterSteve]

We chat back and forth and she invites me to this poetry thing

The shit we do for some pussy.

 

[based and white pilled]

-Damian