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The Night Dad Went to Jail Read by Anthony Cumia

Cartoon Redux

IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE, BABY!
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-Completely irrelevant 13/52 reference
-Reference to getting fired by SXM for tweeting about niggers
-Boogie Nights reference (admittedly almost funny)
-Shawshank reference
-Unfunny adlibs followed by Ant immediately looking for approval afterwards, forgetting nobody is around to giggle at penis jokes (despite bringing up his firing and clearly being very aware of his current station in life)

Basically it's exactly what you'd expect it to be. Fuck you very much for posting this.
 

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Hahah HOLY SHIT niggers!

This is the kind of segment that Anthony remembers being a big hit on O&A so he thinks it will work great here, too. Just like when they talked about the Journeys Line of Hallmark Cards.



He doesn't realize that without an enjoyable structure that has hosts & comics, it's just a confused old man grappling with a children's book like it's something from an ancient civilization beyond his comprehension.

The way to do it, if you don't have other hosts or comics to play off, would be to have someone give it to Anthony sight unseen and get his honest reactions to it off the cuff. The fact that he got this in the mail and couldn't be bothered to do basic reading into a fucking CHILDREN'S BOOK before going on camera with it just makes him look like a dolt. I'm amazed he didn't get winded midway through as this must be the most reading he's done in years.
 
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