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I miss the days of Patrick taking his own reaction images, especially when he "fake" cried for attention. Full size:
Once again, this is him ironically wiping away tears because someone on twitter said he wasn't a real comedian.
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I miss the days of Patrick taking his own reaction images, especially when he "fake" cried for attention. Full size:
Once again, this is him ironically wiping away tears because someone on twitter said he wasn't a real comedian.
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This “joke” isn’t really that bad. It’s just hack. Which for him isn’t bad since anything that isn’t stolen is awful. Even the stuff he steals sucks. Either way he should kill himself. Alas, I don’t think he will.
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Funniest part is actual comedians would never do this. It just shows how thin skinned you are and should find another line of work because you won’t survive. He took photos of himself to fight with a stranger online from the safety of his couch, imagine his meltdown if a crowd doesn’t laugh (he got friendly golf clap laughs) boos, or heckles. Plus we all know those checks are for less than 50 bucks. I got paid to be an extra for a couple days from a movie, does that make me an actor? Not so.
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Wow the comedy career seems to be going really well, great news Pat. But that makes it even more confusing that you don't seem to have "comedian" in your Twitter bio. What gives?! 
Reminder: Pat took this picture because of this place
Nice unverified Twitter account, stupid.
Reminder: Pat took this picture because of this place
Nice unverified Twitter account, stupid.
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Exactly, people that actually work don’t brag about getting paid every other week. A check for his “work” is so few and far between it’s a big deal when one comes. I’m sure he brags about to Niki since it’s the only time he ever earns money.
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Hey Puss, the check even really exist?
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It makes him feel like a big boy when he gets a check. Awwww baby boyy.
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Needed an excuse to post this:
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[URL unfurl="true"]https://mobile.twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1011075363378810882[/URL]
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My fucking ribs. He thinks he's Bill Burr working the Philly crowd, but he's actually just doing gigs on a public bus
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I think it's a your momma's so fat joke that inadvertently implies his dick is small.
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What comedy club gives you a printed check the same week?
Did he just take one of his 17 cent royalty checks to set up that shot?
I'm starting to think this Pat fella is a husky fibber.
Did he just take one of his 17 cent royalty checks to set up that shot?
I'm starting to think this Pat fella is a husky fibber.
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His account was suspended for the homophobic rant against some teenager that mocked him "jogging."Wow the comedy career seems to be going really well, great news Pat. But that makes it even more confusing that you don't seem to have "comedian" in your Twitter bio. What gives?!
Reminder: Pat took this picture because of this place
Nice unverified Twitter account, stupid.
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Wow the comedy career seems to be going really well, great news Pat. But that makes it even more confusing that you don't seem to have "comedian" in your Twitter bio. What gives?!
Reminder: Pat took this picture because of this place
Nice unverified Twitter account, stupid.
Fuck he’s ugly.
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All I can see is that face with the youth+female filter getting BLACKED and Patrick watching it, like Bill Burr, weeping tears of joy to at his ability to contribute to Progress
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I cant wait to see quasis photo wiping away his tears of laughter with the check you have send him monthly Pat. I think Pat is trying to get back into comedy because he sees the writing on the wall and soon he will have a few new monthly bills for quite a few years and his current income doesnt have the cash flow to support it. Refi the house (again), go back into comedy, and probably another grift or two in hopes to get some extra money to pay back all these legal fees he is about to get.
