The fucking Kiwi Farms article

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Pat, really? You fight with strangers on twitter, they have a bad first impression of you, they get linked the kiwi farms article, read all about your bullshit in your own words, and you just bark out "cyberstlaker!" "gullible!" "lawsuit!" These people with a bad first impression of you are inclined to believe the article instead of your demands. There's not a single goddamn thing in that thread that Caverlock fabricated. Yeah, it's a hit piece, so what? He hates you, we all hate you.

Your favorite thing in life is being a condescending douche on twitter, and now all of your targets will have a meticulous guide into making fun of you. Like approaching a strange girl at a bar, but before you do her ex-boyfriends are gonna give you a dossier about all they learned and how to attract her, hey ask her to go hiking she loves that! You need the fair fight in internet arguments, and it's never gonna be a fair fight anymore. You're always going to have one arm tied behind your back, whoever you go up against. Unless they also have a dedicated kiwifarms thread exposing their lowcowery.

It's the worst thing that could have possibly happened to you. Most people don't even get far enough to the opieandanthony subreddit part. You still think you're getting a Hollywood deal with that? Even a book deal? You've been cancelled, buddy. Your name is forever synonymous with

"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy​

Wow. Just gets worse from there. This is the final punch! The one he is unable to counter. He'd have to show humility on a level he is incapable of, Eminem at the end of 8 Mile shit, own up to everything in the Kiwi Farms article. He'll never do that though. I'm in control here! You're gullible if you believe any of that! Patrick, you're an official lolcow as designated by Null. We're all laughing at you. You can't stop people laughing at you because you're ridiculous. Not how this works.

 

[Mikekeke]

I don't think his arm could reach behind his back, so it would be more like one arm tied to his side. Good points all around.

 

[Harry Powell]

Tell us more

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

And Judge Stein‘s angry glare
Brinton Resto crying unfair
Gave proof after months
That we pests are still there

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Tell us more

How do you play defense against the KF article if you're Pat? He's never going to remotely try the 8 Mile thing and the "gullible" defense mechanism is failing. Let's all pretend to be Public Relations Managers for a minute here, difficult client but the money will be good. But you can't tell the client "just ignore it".

I'm sticking with the 8 Mile, with an added dose of "they only write articles about people they feel threatened by" to give myself a boost of self-importance. Like Jake Flores with the cum cookie, the smartest thing he could have done was admit he eats his own cum and so what?

 

[guest]

This guy ain't no motherfucking MC
I know everything he's 'bout to say against me
I am white, I am a fucking bum
I did live on a farm with my Raven mom
My dad's a rodeo clown who eats cowboy cum
I do got a lesbian wife named Thicki Niki
Who straps one on when she wants to fuck me
I did get cucked at a toy convention
And Jon Snyder did fuck my girl
I'm still standing here screaming, "Fuck the Free World!"...., child.

 

[RoTheHo69]

And Judge Stein‘s angry glare
Brinton Resto crying unfair
Gave proof after months
That we pests are still there

and boy does that mustang
he drives look real gay
we'll report all of his tweets
and to quasi he'll pay

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The “fuck you’re gullible” defense is his worst attempt ever. Everything is a screenshot and an archive link. I just wish the new enemies he makes had the same level of autism as we do to really hammer that fact home.

 

[guest]

Every single time the Kiwi Farms article gets shown to a civilian, the civi in pretty much every instance says "holy shit hahaha thanks for showing me. This guy is nuts." Nobody buys Pat's "Wow you're so gullible if you believe that."

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Pat, really? You fight with strangers on twitter, they have a bad first impression of you, they get linked the kiwi farms article, read all about your bullshit in your own words, and you just bark out "cyberstlaker!" "gullible!" "lawsuit!" These people with a bad first impression of you are inclined to believe the article instead of your demands. There's not a single goddamn thing in that thread that Caverlock fabricated. Yeah, it's a hit piece, so what? He hates you, we all hate you.

Your favorite thing in life is being a condescending douche on twitter, and now all of your targets will have a meticulous guide into making fun of you. Like approaching a strange girl at a bar, but before you do her ex-boyfriends are gonna give you a dossier about all they learned and how to attract her, hey ask her to go hiking she loves that! You need the fair fight in internet arguments, and it's never gonna be a fair fight anymore. You're always going to have one arm tied behind your back, whoever you go up against. Unless they also have a dedicated kiwifarms thread exposing their lowcowery.

It's the worst thing that could have possibly happened to you. Most people don't even get far enough to the opieandanthony subreddit part. You still think you're getting a Hollywood deal with that? Even a book deal? You've been cancelled, buddy. Your name is forever synonymous with

"Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy​

Wow. Just gets worse from there. This is the final punch! The one he is unable to counter. He'd have to show humility on a level he is incapable of, Eminem at the end of 8 Mile shit, own up to everything in the Kiwi Farms article. He'll never do that though. I'm in control here! You're gullible if you believe any of that! Patrick, you're an official lolcow as designated by Null. We're all laughing at you. You can't stop people laughing at you because you're ridiculous. Not how this works.

This Pat guy sounds like a real jerk!

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Caverlock's Pat Greatest Hits compilation is probably the first time in his life Pat has been held to account for any of the lunatic shit he says and does. Normally he can exist in his meticulously constructed cyber fantasy world where he can be anything from an actual tough guy to a shoulder to cry on for a kamikaze pilot but now there's archived evidence of his behaviour that he can't just wish away. Watching him lie through his teeth pretending none of the tweets are real is so satisfying, the actions of a desperate and ashamed "man".

 

[Mc.Faggot]

He is also fat

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He is also fat

That is a damn good point

 

[1073waaf]

And Judge Stein‘s angry glare
Brinton Resto crying unfair
Gave proof after months
That we pests are still there

Where we at with the shoehorning?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He is also fat

I never thought of it that way before!

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I think he only looks at the comments and skips over his screen grabs. He lies to himself daily about many things and this is no different.

"Those are pecks, child."
"I'm a highly trained fighter that can run you down for miles, child."
"I'm not fat, child."
"I did not abandon my child, child."
"Those KF screen grabs are created by a Nazi stlaker, child."

His documentary is going to be pretty epic and likely never ending material for the future. I assume it'll need to be several parts like Chris Chan. There's no way to condense Pat into 2 hrs.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fatrick doesn't read all of the stuff here, it's too harmful to his ego.

When a video or song is made, there's no "can you imagine having this made about you and still acting like a cunty retard", he doesn't listen to it. So for all he knows that kiwifarms article is a complete fabrication and you'd be gullible to think his actual written words are in there, child.

 

[Harry Powell]

Fatrick doesn't read all of the stuff here, it's too harmful to his ego.

When a video or song is made, there's no "can you imagine having this made about you and still acting like a cunty retard", he doesn't listen to it. So for all he knows that kiwifarms article is a complete fabrication and you'd be gullible to think his actual written words are in there, child.

Damn, he’s really missing out on that Looking Glass cover. Come on Patrick, loosen up!