The Doctor is in

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Morbidly obese man has worked out everyone else's relationship problems

Just focus on your own fat piss-toothed bride, stupid. You are not a person who should be giving advice to anyone.

edit: I'll add this here too, don't want to make too many threads. He he is mocking other people for being fat

 

[stealthygeek]

The media doesn't find my wife to be quite beautiful, child.

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

His entire existence revolves around convincing himself he's a dangerous, actual tough, old testament sexgod. Instead of a pathetic, obese, untalented, beta loser. Rick is the most entertaining comedy figure in the world. Gervais at his high point could not have come up with a character like him.

 

[UnPRePared]

.... When does he spend time with his wife?

Seems to be on Twitter an awful lot, can't satisfy your woman doing that.

Will your third wife be the one to really fix you, fatty pork butt?

 

[Will Tate]

That's because women don't give two flying fucks about video games, you corpulent imbecile.

 

[guest]

It's always "incels" and displays of their own sexual prowess with these people. They really think having sex is an accomplishment. The media is lying to you, child. You want a wheezing red-faced obese man.

 

[guest]

I'd love to know what he thinks people want in a sexual partner and what the media has told them to want.

IMO, the media is pushing the whole "healthy at any size", fat chicks in the SI naked chick issue, "dad bods", fat love. In reality, guys want fit girls with big tits and girls want fit guys with muscles. Rick probably thinks the media is pushing fit people as partners when in reality girls really like fat guys. And as usual, he's wrong.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“The people who aren’t complaining, like, at all?” Valley Rick everyone.

It’s funny to me Rick accuses anyone of being an incel when he tricked his first girl and his second wife is a lesbian appeasing her family. Rick, guy to guy here, Nikki shouldn’t need lube if she’s attracted to ya bud. Dried up before 40 means she’s not actually interested. Fatso.

 

[Meownaw]

The only thing from God of War I see people complaining about is them inserting a NIGGER into a nordic setting. Once again Pat has no idea what he is talking about and probably stole this from a tranny he follows.
This will sound gay but anyone referring to a sequel of a video game doesnt say "the new game (insert title here) they say "the new (insert title here)".

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The only thing from God of War I see people complaining about is them inserting a NIGGER into a nordic setting. Once again Pat has no idea what he is talking about and probably stole this from a tranny he follows.

We wuz vikangz and sheeeeiiiiiiiitttttt.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Just making shit up in his head lol.
Nobody has complained about the fat guy. They're just making memes.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Rick is of course implying that he looks much more like Chris Hemsworth than fat ugly Thor from the video game. That's why him and all women are so relaxed about this while the incels are furious.

 

[Mikekeke]

I forgot about his wanting to be the poster boy for the whole dad bod fad from eight years ago. Didn't he do a dad bod video? You aren't a stud with a couple extra pounds from horsing around with your boys and chugging beers, you barely do anything while you chug beers.

 

[James Heffner]

Didn't he do a dad bod video?

I think it was technically a daughter abandonding bod video..

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He seems to be suggesting women find this body type very attractive while those pesky incels are obsessed with men being in good shape.

Wonder where he’s coming from with this hot take?

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Who look more like this than Chris Hemsworth

The least self aware man in existence.

 

[MonsterSteve]

This fat fuck hasn't even played the older God of War games or even the 2018 version. He should keep his fat mouth shut.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

This fat fuck hasn't even played the older God of War games or even the 2018 version. He should keep his fat mouth shut.

I was gonna say. He knows nothing about the franchise or its fanbase; he just jumps on things that he sees trending on Reddit.

Fat bitch.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I think it was technically a daughter abandonding bod video..

Deadbeat Dad Bod

 

[guest]

I forgot about his wanting to be the poster boy for the whole dad bod fad from eight years ago. Didn't he do a dad bod video? You aren't a stud with a couple extra pounds from horsing around with your boys and chugging beers, you barely do anything while you chug beers.

He doesn't even have a dad bod. The dad bod I remember hearing about was described something like "the guy who goes to the gym regularly but mostly so he can have pizza and beer." The dad bod has muscles and a small/medium gut. Rick has no muscles and a very large gut. He's also not a dad in any form.