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The DMAN hasn't taken any shots at Anthony lately, and wants to keep it that way

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Anthony has never said anything racist. He is not an alcoholic. He does not use Twitter that much. When he does use Twitter, it is mostly humor and not political. He is living a playboy lifestyle. He keeps friends around him that contribute constructive criticism. He is a millionaire that pays his employees well. He is an avid scaffolding photographer. He dates models. He is a confident, strong white male.

He is not bisexual. His support of police officers is genuine, especially when they routinely have his license to drive taken away. He and Jim Norton have a comedic chemistry and not an abhorrent rapport mired in humiliating & illegal sexual predilections. They may have a successful podcast together once Norton figures the logistics of getting podcasting equipment into the city morgue.

His more successful post-Sirius career will only be amplified by the studios in New York and North Carolina. You are spiraling towards obscurity, not him. He is not jealous or obsessed with every single career move Opie makes. He isn't attracted to women of color and doesn't stalk them at 3am in Times Square. He loves it when elitist celebrities get what is coming to them and he hasn't secretly wanted to be one his entire miserable life. He loved his mother. His father loved him. He is respected by his peers and former colleagues.

He did not blow his fanbase by making his show a subscription-based paywall. He does not write detailed open letters to hater fans every time they make fun of him. He did not have sex with a boy who got breast implants. His subreddits have not been shut down and abandoned by his own paying subscribers. He did not dump out the FM show because of people making fun of his girlfriend. He did not dox message board fans and try to get them fired. He did not take pleasure in DMing haters and then blocking them before they could respond. He did not dox his own subscribers by exposing their payment information. He did not make drunk lisping phone calls. His ex-girlfriends do not call him a barred-out Xanax pill head Feminine retard.

He did not lose respect and lose 2 friendships in 1 day in Ron Bennington and Colin Flaherty. Dave Landcow did not leave him. Artie Lange did not leave him. Legion of Skanks did not leave him. Keith The Cop did not leave him. Clubsoda Kenny did not leave him. Opie and Norton did not leave him. Bill Burr did not leave him. Louis CK did not leave him. Joe Derosa did not leave him. He was not turned down by Opie over 3 times to be 50/50 Owner of Compound Interest Media. He did not spend 20 minutes writing his autobiography in bulletpoints on bar napkins. His book signing was not a disaster and waste of sharpies. He is still a legal gun owner and did not have his guns taken away. He did not bite his girlfriend. He took rehab seriously and it was not just a court mandated charade. He did not lose his house. He did not lose like 5 different Twitter accounts.

He did not bomb at the Big Jay Roast. We have absolutely no effect on his life.

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