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Thanksgiving is in November. End thread.
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It's over Abe. We got busted.Thanksgiving is in November. End thread.
You're not allowed in this thread.Thanksgiving is in November. End thread.
Don't worry, Turk. This guy isn't allowed in this thread.It's over Abe. We got busted.
The cops are on their way. It's over. I've put the gun in my mouth. We did Thanksgiving wrong.You're not allowed in this thread.
Mama Vigoda never did that she says it's dangerous or some shit.Stuffing in the turkey? Faggot shit.
We're not wrong, Turk. Calvin Coolidge is wrong.The cops are on their way. It's over. I've put the gun in my mouth. We did Thanksgiving wrong.
Poutine stinks!We're not wrong, Turk. Calvin Coolidge is wrong.
But there's so much variety.Poutine stinks!
I say as I'm being hauled off to jail for doing a wrong ThanksgivingBut there's so much variety.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD! GET OUT! STOP HURTING ME!Poutine stinks!
It's too late for me, Abe. They took my Thanksgiving, all of it. My contraband Thanksgiving.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD! GET OUT! STOP HURTING ME!
@Phish @Stent @chocolatehellhole HE'S HURTING ME AND HE'S KILLING TURK AND HE'S RUINING CANADIAN THANKSGIVING! HELP US! PLEASE!
This is an American website so leave!YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD! GET OUT! STOP HURTING ME!
@Phish @Stent @chocolatehellhole HE'S HURTING ME AND HE'S KILLING TURK AND HE'S RUINING CANADIAN THANKSGIVING! HELP US! PLEASE!
Let the man cookHE'S KILLING TURK
How's your Canadian Thanksgiving, Turrance? Have you been brutalized by the police like poor Turk yet? Did your kids make stupid hand turkeys?Let the man cook
Adding the OPP to the "things I'm thankful for" listHow's your Canadian Thanksgiving, Turrance? Have you been brutalized by the police like poor Turk yet?
Regional police are far more brutal. They've handcuffed me, beaten me on the back of the head and let me go with no charge. The OPP are usually comparatively nice.Adding the OPP to the "things I'm thankful for" list
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