That time Pat embarrassed and infuriated Milwaukee's toughest Harley riders 😎

[stealthygeek]

Yes, child, I am indeed b-b-b-bad to the bone.

 

[peckafacce]

He talks about Harleys being over priced, yet look how expensive his scooter was. At least the guys on Harleys can bring a passenger with them and ride in comfort

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Full of shit, once again.

 

[Raymond]

What an insufferable faggot

 

[HotDogJoe]

Gotta love a guy who brags about how much he drinks, how tough he is and how much sex he has at 41 years of age talking about other people having a mid life crisis.

 

[Will Tate]

As opposed to your bargain bin, half-house midlife crisis, right Pat?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

Full of shit, once again.

The Pig Lie

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He still thinks that Harley riders are Easy Rider types, when almost overwhelmingly they are dads with good jobs (2 things Patrick knows nothing about) just out having a good time. They literally couldn't care less what some gross fat guy is riding, and would probably actually give him a wave.

Actual 1%ers would just ignore him. You're not a rebel, fatass. Literally nobody cares.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Never has a man misunderstood himself so badly.

 

[Snake]

I need your XXL clothes, your PPP loans, and your fag cycle.

 

[TokenX]

Midlife crisis?

He literally learned to ride a motorcycle and got that faggy Cuxston after Jon porked his ex wife and took his dogs.

 

[guest]

Drawing stares and jeers

In reality nobody even looked at him or gave a shit. Reminds me of when he said that a bar cheered and clapped when he put Bohemian Rhapsody on. Pat doesn't grasp the concept that the vast majority of people tend to mind their own business and not give a shit about him.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

He still thinks that Harley riders are Easy Rider types, when almost overwhelmingly they are dads with good jobs (2 things Patrick knows nothing about) just out having a good time. They literally couldn't care less what some gross fat guy is riding, and would probably actually give him a wave.

Actual 1%ers would just ignore him. You're not a rebel, fatass. Literally nobody cares.

Dennis Hogger

 

[stealthygeek]

"smashing good time"

Partly because it's a British bike but mostly because he's a faggot.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Oh yeah, the Thai-built trannybike.

 

[Will Tate]

He still thinks that Harley riders are Easy Rider types, when almost overwhelmingly they are dads with good jobs (2 things Patrick knows nothing about) just out having a good time. They literally couldn't care less what some gross fat guy is riding, and would probably actually give him a wave.

Actual 1%ers would just ignore him. You're not a rebel, fatass. Literally nobody cares.

Imagine this pudgy fuckwit trying this shit at Sturgis or Laconia and never being heard from again.

 

[Udders]

Pat wouldn't know what to do on a Harley. For fucks sake, he crashed that souped-up bicycle.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Harley rides didn’t give him dirty looks, his whole “Harley riders hate me” is another of his many lies since motorcycle riders don’t care what you ride. Most Harley owners are middle aged guys with families that have successful careers unlike Pat. Funny how he has ZERO motorcycle friends, he always rides alone. He’s that much of loser he can’t even make friends with other riders who will pretty much ride with anybody. I’ve never known a bike owner to have zero riding friends.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Imagine him rolling by a group of Hells Angels or another *actual tough guy* biker group with this piece of shit that he calls a motorcycle. They’ll be giving him more than just “stares and jeers”.

*Hey Pat. I know you’re reading this. This is not a statement of fact just an opinion so fuck off.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Patricks currently having his 3/4 lifes crisis