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"That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me!?"

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Resident Evil 2 humor
 

HipTuckerCumia

hard drive full of CP media
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Scene 2. Inside The McMansion
*(Bobo, Dovid, and Dani stand in an ostentatious main hall.)*

Dani: What is this?

Bobo: Wow, what a McMansion!

*(Dovid turns to face Bobo.)*

Dovid: Captain Bobo, where's Sue?

*(Dovid runs toward the door.)*

Bobo: Stop it! Don't open that door!

Dovid: But Sue is--

*(An effeminate moan is heard in the distance. All turn to look in its direction.)*

Dani: What is it?

Bobo: Maybe it's... Sue.. (pauses) Now, Dovid--Can you go?

Dani: I'm going with you. Sue is our old partner, ya know.

Bobo: Okay. Let me handle this.

*(Dani and Dovid nod and walk towards the door on the west...)*

Bobo: Stay alert!

*(Dani and Dovid exit.)*

Scene 3. The Dining Room
*(Dani and Dovid enter a tacky-looking Dining Room.)*

Dani: A dining room...

*(Dani proceeds to walk to the other end of the room.)*

Scene 4. Mysterious Item
*(Dani kneels down near the Sopranos poster.)*

Dani: What? What is this?

*(Dovid walks over.)*

Dovid: What is it?

Dani: An egg. (pauses) Dovid, see if you can find any other clues. I'll be
examining this. (looks down).
 
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