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Tales from the bar
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If a group of girls is engaging with you for 2 straight hours, you're not "faceplanting"
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Fat queeer.
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The last one is the most embarrassing. He so desperately wants someone to tell him how CRAZY it is that he's this sensitive liberal but with the athletic physique and personal magnetism of a "dudebro"
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One of Pig’s Worst Ever Moments
The nerve of this fat-titted deadbeat to look down his snout at a guy because he’s a waiter. A guy who’s in his daughter’s life. I’ve said it before, but Pig really deserves every bit of this. We’re God’s will. I hope no one reaches out to Roland to let him know that Pig now has to scrub...
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I suppose the Tomlinson Technicality here was that he didn't wave his shoes.
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The bartenders are always my friend. They appreciate me sitting in front of them for hours, annoying/photographing other customers, and escalating everything into a confrontation.
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Phil Collins was a dick to waitstaff.
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Pat's patronage is the kiss of death to local establishments.
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that homo is the only bar staff who isn't getting laid so he spends his time talking to fatrick
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Meanwhile 2/3 are locked eyes with him, the guy probably had a solid job with good stories about travel and shit
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Phenomenal drummer tho.
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Moral of the story: if you're looking to start a bar fight, the guy wearing a Matrix leather duster who's trained in bo staff twizzling is not your best bet.
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The man drinking alone taking creepshots of strangers is advising others on self awareness. I'm so glad the world fucks with him as much as it does. It just feels right.
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His whole life is a hero film playing out in his head. He is a very delusional man. Fat, too.
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The thought of Patty sat a bar seething because another man has multiple options while he's always been forced to propose to the first woman who shows any interest in him is wonderful. I'd love to see how long Patrick could talk to a group of girls without them making an excuse to leave. I guarantee it'd be less than 10 minutes.
"So did you gals know I'm author? Yes I've had several books published. I happen to have a few here that I can hand sign for you if you'd like?" *rummages through bag* *looks up to empty bar stools*
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Only because he burns them down when they cut him off. Hooligans and that other one across the street had mysterious fires.
Also his spelling and grammar suck, are we sure he's actually an author? I doubt Tolkien would spell it poeple.
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He's built so much like Bill Romanowski that it's just unimaginably stealthy that HE'D BE A GEEK!!!!
Hey bro, you're definitely an alpha stud who I respect, would you look at that pig on the elliptical???