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Suicide demands

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Our prized Midwestern piggy keeps oinking about our supposed "suicide demands" - does he not remember that we have audio of him telling a proud poc to "kill yourself"? Tyrone did nothing more than give that fat balding slob an enthusiastic greeting - but I guess just him being a poc was enough to provoke that sort of a response out of Pat. Very troubling.

This is why Blappy doesn't follow you on social media, Pat.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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He has to lie and make this shit up, otherwise he's left with the truth.. which is that we make fun of him for being a smug, fat, hypocritical crybully. His lies will forge his chains, he has no evidence of anyone from here insisting he should seppuku, nevermind his allegations of swaTTing, because none of that actually happened.

Nice perjury, stupid.
 
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Every demand has to come with an "or else I'll..." I demand you _________ or else I'll ___________. I demand you give me your lunch money or else I'll beat you up. I demand a promotion or else I'll look for work elsewhere. I demand you fire the problematic actor from the Disney show or else I'll complain to advertisers.

Which is why the idea of "suicide demands" is so funny. The threat of death is the ultimate "or else I'll..." - gimme more barbeque sauce for my nuggets or else I'll shoot up this Burger King. The "or else I'll..." for suicide would have to be so insanely, cartonishly high. Commit suicide or else I'll release Super-Covid on the city of Milwaukee!
 
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