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Fat fuck lied about being in the Navy. Why doesn't he get pressed on this more often?
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Stolen Valor Pig
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I found some proof to his claim.
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From what I remember he was doing a technicality Tomlinson. Some guy was saying something like "you have to have gone to your local army/navy office to have an opinion on military matters" and of course piggy worded it in a vague way that made it sound like he could have actually served instead of just trying to sign up and being immediately turned away for fatness and retardation.
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His father and wife have had more black seamen in them than the African Navy
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I EARNED THE FAT!!
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Adirondack Chair General
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Happy April Fools' Day: Here's one of the greatest military pranks we've ever seen
As you won't be likely to see any stunts like this going down in today's Navy, watch the full footage of the prank right here.
www.businessinsider.com
“It was not a prank, child.”
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Patrick is your superior...
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I don't think either of those preclude a career in the US armed forces.
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You also think The Lion King was a date movie
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I'm surprised no one has rubbed this in his face yet. I was in disbelief when he claimed to have some affiliation to the Navy.
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There a tweet or soundclip of this that anyway has?
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Pat enlisted in the Navy?
I'd love to hear the TomlinsonTechnicality for this outright lie.
new.onaforums.net
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I'm not one of those fun reddit/xitter folks. Can someone please rub this in his face constantly?
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he was so proud of this technicality. "you said you should go to a recruiting office. well I went to one once after high school. you didn't say I had to join.."
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He was probably caught up in the immediate post-9/11 we need to kick ass momentum, being a fucking sheep who latches onto the popular thing.
Being young with nothing going on and delusions of being a hero, he went to a recruiter office.
Being a coward, he looked at the navy because his life would not be in danger.
Being a retard, he was probably mentally unfit for even the military.
Being young with nothing going on and delusions of being a hero, he went to a recruiter office.
Being a coward, he looked at the navy because his life would not be in danger.
Being a retard, he was probably mentally unfit for even the military.
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He probably daydreamed about the Navy being like Battlestar Galactica and that's where it ended. He's too chicken shit to actually walk into a recruitment office.