Steve C: I’m off all my supplements. They made me sick

[Sue Lightning]

Opie: Really? Because you’re sweating bullets.

Steve C was a drug addict and the visual of Danny walking into the office and watching this fat nu metal loving fuck at the computer ordering Chinese pharmaceuticals is hilarious.

He’s doped the fuck out in that clip and it’s obvious. He’s not reacting to anything and can barely make a coherent argument.



“Calm Steve” aka “Drugged the fuck out and can barely think or talk Steve”

 

[Sue Lightning]

Also fuck this stupid swinging in the wind faggot for EVERYTIME he fucked up blaming mental illness or being crazy.

Taking off every Monday because he’s a lazy selfish retard who hates working? “I’m just fucking crazy. My brain is like a FUCKING sieve. I really fucking feel like i’m being PUSHED TO THE EDGE HERE (for not being allowed to take Mondays off forever)”

Deleting embarrassing audio of himself so it couldn’t be played on the show? “I don’t know. I’m just fucked up. I’m fucking INSANE.”

Fat dead loser

 

[Chive Turkey]

Dovid's not gonna fuck you Sue.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Dovid's not gonna fuck you Sue.

Well as long as theres no step stool for him to reach my ass he’s not.

 

[BenDovid]

Danny walking into the office and watching this fat nu metal loving fuck at the computer ordering Chinese pharmaceuticals is hilarious.

You know how closing a browser doesn't log you out of your mail? I was leaving the office and locked my PC. I realized I forgot something and Steve's PC was unlocked. I went to Gmail, and HIS account pops up to the inbox with all these order confirmations of Indian Xanax, Valium, Oxys. I mentioned this to both O&A, nobody cared.

Well as long as theres no step stool for him to reach my ass he’s not.

Welcome to OA Forms where every member is 6'2" and wildly handsome.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I mean, the guy did kill himself lol. He was probably pretty unhappy.

 

[Sue Lightning]

the guy did kill himself

Did he?

I happen to remember another famous man from NYC who also “””killed himself”””

Release the Steve C files. NOW.

 

[BUBBLER]

You know how closing a browser doesn't log you out of your mail? I was leaving the office and locked my PC. I realized I forgot something and Steve's PC was unlocked. I went to Gmail, and HIS account pops up to the inbox with all these order confirmations of Indian Xanax, Valium, Oxys. I mentioned this to both O&A, nobody cared.



Welcome to OA Forms where every member is 6'2" and wildly handsome.

 

[BenDovid]

Release the Steve C files. NOW.

After Steve hung himself, his wife found a key on his computer desk. She had no idea what it was for and tried it on everything the both of them had, from luggage to shed padlocks. It got tossed in a drawer and forgotten about for some time until it was time to pack up shop and move.

While packing up his old production studio, something was clearly loose and knocking around inside of his main PC. When she opened up the side panel, there was a black steel rectangle about the size of small cigar box with the Foundry "FM" logo etched into the top. On the front was a small slit, seemingly for key. She had to look inside the gap with a flashlight to confirm seeing some pins inside. One she knew, she ran to that drawer with the old key which had been sitting for years at this point.

She ran back downstairs and with her hands shaking she managed to fit the key inside and twist the tumbler. With a loud click, the mechanized top hinged up and two inner lids lifted and spread apart revealing access to the inside which was packed with cockmeat. Nothing but cockmeat.

 

[BUBBLER]

After Steve hung himself, his wife found a key on his computer desk. She had no idea what it was for and tried it on everything the both of them had, from luggage to shed padlocks. It got tossed in a drawer and forgotten about for some time until it was time to pack up shop and move.

While packing up his old production studio, something was clearly loose and knocking around inside of his main PC. When she opened up the side panel, there was a black steel rectangle about the size of small cigar box with the Foundry "FM" logo etched into the top. On the front was a small slit, seemingly for key. She had to look inside the gap with a flashlight to confirm seeing some pins inside. One she knew, she ran to that drawer with the old key which had been sitting for years at this point.

She ran back downstairs and with her hands shaking she managed to fit the key inside and twist the tumbler. With a loud click, the mechanized top hinged up and two inner lids lifted and spread apart revealing access to the inside which was packed with cockmeat. Nothing but cockmeat.

Oof

 

[Mike Glyer]

Oof

If Danny hung himself nobody would find him until the neighbors complained about the stink. Zero friends or family.

Also, it's very possible he kills himself because he had to be sedated and institutionalized in the past just so he didn't go through with it.

 

[BenDovid]

If Danny hung himself nobody would find him until the neighbors complained about the stink. Zero friends or family.

Also, it's very possible he kills himself because he had to be sedated and institutionalized in the past just so he didn't go through with it.

If you Paypal me $2,000 I'll kill myself. Friends & Family payment only, ironically.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Also fuck this stupid swinging in the wind faggot for EVERYTIME he fucked up blaming mental illness or being crazy.

Taking off every Monday because he’s a lazy selfish retard who hates working? “I’m just fucking crazy. My brain is like a FUCKING sieve. I really fucking feel like i’m being PUSHED TO THE EDGE HERE (for not being allowed to take Mondays off forever)”

Deleting embarrassing audio of himself so it couldn’t be played on the show? “I don’t know. I’m just fucked up. I’m fucking INSANE.”

Fat dead loser

Lol using your sick days isn't being lazy particularly if you were running the O&A show literally just have Bobo or Joe Derosia talk for 2 hours it still hurts me how Opie like a Jew stabbed Steve in the back

 

[Sue Lightning]

If Danny hung himself

Do they even make chairs tall enough for him to do that?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

You know how closing a browser doesn't log you out of your mail? I was leaving the office and locked my PC. I realized I forgot something and Steve's PC was unlocked. I went to Gmail, and HIS account pops up to the inbox with all these order confirmations of Indian Xanax, Valium, Oxys. I mentioned this to both O&A, nobody cared.



Welcome to OA Forms where every member is 6'2" and wildly handsome.

Iam 14 inches Wide

 

[BenDovid]

Do they even make chairs tall enough for him to do that?

The joke here is "how is he going to climb the chair?"

You suck.

 

[Sue Lightning]

The joke here is "how is he going to climb the chair?" If the joke is supposed to be me being comically short, then every fucking chair is tall enough.

No its not. If you had a really short rope you’d need a barstool to put your head in the noose. If you had a really long rope you’d need a stepstool.

Boooo

 

[BenDovid]

No its not. If you had a really short rope you’d need a barstool to put your head in the noose. If you had a really long rope you’d need a stepstool.

Boooo

Where did you see a real barstool, TV?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Where did you see a real barstool, TV?

Yes

 

[Sue Lightning]

Yes

Nice ruining my joke, stupid youtube player

its Jim and Sam on Bar Rescue