songs that remind you of Patrick

[Mustard]

All mine involve the Beatles

 

[Single Action Army]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Not because of the hopeful message though

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

A long, long time ago
In the land of idiot boys
There lived a cat, a phenomenal cat
Who loved to wallow all day
No one bothered him
As he sat content in his tree
He just lived to eat 'cause it kept him fat
And that's how he wanted to stay
Though he was big and fat
All the world was good to him
And he pointed out on the map
All the places he had been
Cowes, Sardinia, Kathmandu
The Scylla Isles and Sahara, too
Fum, fum, diddle-um di
La la la la, la-la la la
La la la la, la-la la la la
La la la la-la la la
Once when he was thin
He had flown to old Hong Kong
And had learned the secret of life
And the sea and the sky beyond
So he gave up his diet and sat in a tree
And ate himself through eternity
Fum, fum, diddle-um di
La la la la la-la la la
La la la la, la-la la la la
La la la la-la la la
Fum, fum, diddle-um di
Fum, fum, diddle-um di

 

[Cuphead]

 

[Mustard]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[RoTheHo69]

We wuz only jokin

 

[Pino_palladino]

 

[Random username]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Not because of the hopeful message though

Nooo child,
These are more of your de-lu-sions.
Nooo child, I'm not fa-a-at.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Mustard]

 

[Random username]

Jello is straighter acting then pat.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This is a prayer to God. Not a call to action for mortal men. Do not misbehaaaaaave.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

 

[firstimelongtime]

He lives in Allston.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

First verse captures our Pig so perfectly:

Big, man
Pig, man
Hahaaaaa
Charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying 'Keep on digging'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

 

[Rick Roblinson]

This song, but with my own lyrics.

Pat needs his head checked, he's got jumbo breasts

But swears they are pecs, they clearly are breasts

MAN BOOBS, when they fill up a sweater

MAN BOOBS, when they sweat in hot weather

MAN BOOBS, Pat tries to lie but it's easy to see he's at least a C or a D-cup

So, Pat, shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

*Recording of Pat at the end queerly saying "Thank you for shutting the fuck up"