Song for the brothamen all around the world (or Wisconsin, whatever)

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I imagine having a nice stiff drink after being told to “wait quietly now” with this playing in the background.

What about you?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Send lawyers, guns, and money. Fatrick shit his pants again.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Said Dr. Forums to a certain fat piggy:



Send lawyers guns and money
Shit has hit my pants

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

vurry good, I go deep with the Warren Zevon *sniff*

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Well he logged onto Twitter in his Sunday best
Detestable pig, they all said
Bashed Norm Macdonald in front of the Pests
Detesable pig, they all said

He took little Nikki to Hooligans
Detestable pig, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Destestable pig, they all said
Well he's just a detestable pig!

After ten long years, they let him out of the home
Detestable pig, they all said
And he dug up her grave and made pepperoni out of her bones
Detestable pig, they all said
Well he's just a detestable pig!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Roland the Fed-Mess Tomlinson Lawyer
Carmel-eat-a
Wheredaughters? Of London

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Well, he went down to Hooligan's in his Monday best.
Excitable boy, they all said.
And he rubbed the meatloaf all over his chest.
Excitable boy, they all said.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

The Twitter likes don't ding,
And my daughter isn't mine.
Never thought I'd have to pay so dearly,
For a lawyer who knows only wine.
I'm lesser than a swine.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

And Adrienne couldn't be persuaded,
When Pat pleaded with her not to leave him for
Snyder's Pringle Can

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I was sitting in the Hooligan’s Milwaukee shit hole
I was looking at my empty sippy cup
I was thinkin’ that lawsuit’s gonna fail
All the fatty shit and cheap beer in Wisconsin
I’ll gonna sop it up


“Fat Potato Under The Eaves”

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I was sitting in the Hooligan’s Milwaukee shit hole
I was looking at my empty sippy cup
I was thinkin’ that lawsuit’s gonna fail
All the fatty shit and cheap beer in Wisconsin
I’ll gonna sop it up


“Fat Potato Under The Eaves”

*fade out*
Fat and gay, down Oakland Avenue

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

vurry good, I go deep with the Warren Zevon *sniff*

Only ever heard “Werewolves of London” but this came up on my YouTube last night as I was driving home and it is really good. Any other recommendations, sir?

 

[Harry Powell]

Only ever heard “Werewolves of London” but this came up on my YouTube last night as I was driving home and it is really good. Any other recommendations, sir?

Any chance you’re a heroin addict? He’s got a good anthem. “Carmelita”

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Any chance you’re a heroin addict? He’s got a good anthem. “Carmelita”

Notable covered in acoustic by GG Allin, of all people:

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Any chance you’re a heroin addict? He’s got a good anthem. “Carmelita”

Sorry man I’m not; luckily I have a sponsor, I had a really dark time as a teenager where I experimented with an opiate once. Even the mention of H could trigger me.

 

[Harry Powell]

Yo

Sorry man I’m not; luckily I have a sponsor, I had a really dark time as a teenager where I experimented with an opiate once. Even the mention of H could trigger me.

Sounds like you’re a real fawkin’ problem

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Yo

Sounds like you’re a real fawkin’ problem

When I was on H, I would just sit around and brood. I got dark, man. I would always double-check with my mom just to make sure we didn't have any guns in the house because I didn't know what I was capable of.