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So Pat was out of the country and all his stlakers knew…

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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it's cause they're psychopaths, they're toying with him by never fucking with him.

In all seriousness it has to drive Patrick insane that his "stlakers" don't actually want anything bad to happen to him on purpose, just anything from his own misdoings.
I really do believe he's fallen for his own lies and just shoved away the truth that he paid for some of his swats
 

DominusOdium

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The logic of his hoax is so transparent and hilarious. They dump paint not on my vehicle but on my pavement. They write not a single thing from the forum or show, but call me a gay virgin in my own handwriting in erasable marker on video that looks exactly like me.

They call and make death threats in my voice referencing Rahul, a hoax I fell for.

They don't steal my chairs or have a trash collection come get them, they have people come get them on Craigslist, which I immediately knew to check, and a charity that returned them immediately.

They call venues only I knew I was at and make fake bomb threats. They order pizzas I've never taken a picture of from pizza places that I won't name because I have to claim they delivered it without payment up front like its 1997.

They've made bomb threats to conventions that nobody else knows about and threatened school shootings nobody ever heard about. None of this will be in actual court filings because my lawyer told me what the penalty for perjury is.

But they humiliated me by sending jokes to Hooligans and making crochet dolls and calling me fat so they're all going to enjoy prison.
 
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The logic of his hoax is so transparent and hilarious. They dump paint not on my vehicle but on my pavement. They write not a single thing from the forum or show, but call me a gay virgin in my own handwriting in erasable marker on video that looks exactly like me.

They call and make death threats in my voice referencing Rahul, a hoax I fell for.

They don't steal my chairs or have a trash collection come get them, they have people come get them on Craigslist, which I immediately knew to check, and a charity that returned them immediately.

They call venues only I knew I was at and make fake bomb threats. They order pizzas I've never taken a picture of from pizza places that I won't name because I have to claim they delivered it without payment up front like its 1997.

They've made bomb threats to conventions that nobody else knows about and threatened school shootings nobody ever heard about. None of this will be in actual court filings because my lawyer told me what the penalty for perjury is.

But they humiliated me by sending jokes to Hooligans and making crochet dolls and calling me fat so they're all going to enjoy prison.
Speaking of Hooligans, it seems like he hasn't been back there since he posted a photo of the "BDA" receipt which should have never have been in his possession in the first place. Everyone would know if he's been back because he's terminally online and over shares practically every day of his boring, unemployed life. Hooligans must've banned him from the establishment and are happy to finally not have him squatting there every day and night.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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The logic of his hoax is so transparent and hilarious. They dump paint not on my vehicle but on my pavement. They write not a single thing from the forum or show, but call me a gay virgin in my own handwriting in erasable marker on video that looks exactly like me.

They call and make death threats in my voice referencing Rahul, a hoax I fell for.

They don't steal my chairs or have a trash collection come get them, they have people come get them on Craigslist, which I immediately knew to check, and a charity that returned them immediately.

They call venues only I knew I was at and make fake bomb threats. They order pizzas I've never taken a picture of from pizza places that I won't name because I have to claim they delivered it without payment up front like its 1997.

They've made bomb threats to conventions that nobody else knows about and threatened school shootings nobody ever heard about. None of this will be in actual court filings because my lawyer told me what the penalty for perjury is.

But they humiliated me by sending jokes to Hooligans and making crochet dolls and calling me fat so they're all going to enjoy prison.
And called in a bomb threat to an opening day of a major league baseball team which was never if reported to anyone else but for some reason they showed up at his house to tell him about.

The fact that he put that in the filing is bizarre. It would seem like either it happened, or some brotherman is playing a long con pretending to be a cop to make him seem like a schizo.
 

PorqueDealer

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Speaking of Hooligans, it seems like he hasn't been back there since he posted a photo of the "BDA" receipt which should have never have been in his possession in the first place. Everyone would know if he's been back because he's terminally online and over shares practically every day of his boring, unemployed life. Hooligans must've banned him from the establishment and are happy to finally not have him squatting there every day and night.

It was probably around March when they received a bomb threat as the final straw
19 March 2023​
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This was during the height of Torswats fucking with him.
In August Torswats had all of his electronic devices siezed by FBI
Then there was no swatting at all until Nov'
By then fatty was doing press pieces saying they were using his AI voice
Then hooli's get hit with another bomb threat
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Danforo's finest conspiracy theorists speculate that this could have been fatty getting revenge for being banned.
After the August confiscation there were just three calls to fattys before Torswats was arrested and JAckie was exposed for running the Torswats returns Telegram.

Another key piece of evidence is that since that time, every picture "Torque Wheeler" has posted, has been near The Garage/Izzys etc. Previous to that they could all be found 100m from Hoolis
 

DominusOdium

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It was probably around March when they received a bomb threat as the final straw
19 March 2023​
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2017 E NORTH AV,MKEBOMB THREAT
16:13​
This was during the height of Torswats fucking with him.
In August Torswats had all of his electronic devices siezed by FBI
Then there was no swatting at all until Nov'
By then fatty was doing press pieces saying they were using his AI voice
Then hooli's get hit with another bomb threat
28 November 2023​
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2017 E NORTH AV,MKEBOMB THREAT
13:43​
Danforo's finest conspiracy theorists speculate that this could have been fatty getting revenge for being banned.
After the August confiscation there were just three calls to fattys before Torswats was arrested and JAckie was exposed for running the Torswats returns Telegram.

Another key piece of evidence is that since that time, every picture "Torque Wheeler" has posted, has been near The Garage/Izzys etc. Previous to that they could all be found 100m from Hoolis
Every single swatting after Torswats getting brought in, I believe fully, is Patrick. The narrative Torswats laid out is the only one that makes sense. Patrick fails over and over to win and is told to knock it off spade, because the police don't have time to track down Patrick's Faucet Cock on X for calling you names. Call back when a real crime happens.

So he looks into swattings, finds that people are rarely if ever caught, decides to become a black hat haxxor probably with the help of Wacky Jax and contacts Torswats. It works once so why not twice, and so on. He used tor exit nodes and 9 proxies and crypto so he'll never get caught. Then he decides he doesn't need to pay anymore and stiffs Torswats for what he figured would be the last one he needed to prove he was a real victim.

Torswats spergs out and uses Patrick to test every new number he uses and sometimes just for fun for the next several dozen. Patrick launched a media tour as the World's Fattest Swatting Victim. Torswats gets nabbed, swaTTing stops instantly. After awhile, Patrick decides he hasn't gotten picked up by the cyberpolice because of his expert tech skills of using a VPN and Gemini so he starts calling them in again, much less frequently using some as yet unknown method.

But don't forget, officers. If it sounds like me, they use AI to make it sound like me, I promise.
 

PorqueDealer

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Every single swatting after Torswats getting brought in, I believe fully, is Patrick. The narrative Torswats laid out is the only one that makes sense. Patrick fails over and over to win and is told to knock it off spade, because the police don't have time to track down Patrick's Faucet Cock on X for calling you names. Call back when a real crime happens.

So he looks into swattings, finds that people are rarely if ever caught, decides to become a black hat haxxor probably with the help of Wacky Jax and contacts Torswats. It works once so why not twice, and so on. He used tor exit nodes and 9 proxies and crypto so he'll never get caught. Then he decides he doesn't need to pay anymore and stiffs Torswats for what he figured would be the last one he needed to prove he was a real victim.

Torswats spergs out and uses Patrick to test every new number he uses and sometimes just for fun for the next several dozen. Patrick launched a media tour as the World's Fattest Swatting Victim. Torswats gets nabbed, swaTTing stops instantly. After awhile, Patrick decides he hasn't gotten picked up by the cyberpolice because of his expert tech skills of using a VPN and Gemini so he starts calling them in again, much less frequently using some as yet unknown method.

But don't forget, officers. If it sounds like me, they use AI to make it sound like me, I promise.

Pat's phone is mysteriously destroyed when Motherboard/Vice were trying to get hold of him for comment re: their Torswats exposé.
Also note: Pat never followed up with them, despite doing various other media tours later on.
Very uncharacteristic of Pat to not want to be heard. :unsure:

Up until he returned from Mexico he was being "swatted" once a month Jul-Sep then once or twice a month until March.
On his return He is swatted a massive amount of times. (of course none happened while he was away)
This is when Torswats declared that Pat had stiffed him.

Was Pat spooked by the Vice reporters digging, and trashed his only means of paying/talking with Torswats?
We're just asking questions here, :fighter_sm:
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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DominusOdium

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Pat's phone is mysteriously destroyed when Motherboard/Vice were trying to get hold of him for comment re: their Torswats exposé.
Also note: Pat never followed up with them, despite doing various other media tours later on.
Very uncharacteristic of Pat to not want to be heard. :unsure:

Up until he returned from Mexico he was being "swatted" once a month Jul-Sep then once or twice a month until March.
On his return He is swatted a massive amount of times. (of course none happened while he was away)
This is when Torswats declared that Pat had stiffed him.

Was Pat spooked by the Vice reporters digging, and trashed his only means of paying/talking with Torswats?
We're just asking questions here, :fighter_sm:
He 100% trashed his phone on purpose in Mexico. The timing is so perfect it doesn't exactly need a teamup of Tiny Tim and Sherlock Holmes to figure it out.
 

fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
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Speaking of Hooligans, it seems like he hasn't been back there since he posted a photo of the "BDA" receipt which should have never have been in his possession in the first place. Everyone would know if he's been back because he's terminally online and over shares practically every day of his boring, unemployed life. Hooligans must've banned him from the establishment and are happy to finally not have him squatting there every day and night.
Looked for recent pics of him in Hooligans and found this. Don't think I've ever seen it before.

 

PorqueDealer

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DominusOdium

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You make a good point. He DID think he could sue 60 people for no really good reason and just be handed everyone's name and home address, completely free of charge.
True, but Pat bring a fucking retard. Thinking he could go swimming with his phone in his pocket isn't out of the realm of his stupidity.
 
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Fatso has no TPO/RO against anyone. None of his trolls have been questioned or charged by law enforcement, local or federal. If Fatso assaults a guest at his hovel it is HE who will be arrested and charged with assault and battery, then likely subsequently sued in civil court in addition to whatever punishments he received for his criminal charges.

As always, the only remedy for the drama he brings onto himself is to stop picking fights with people, stop responding to trolls, and leave social media.
 
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