So Niki has a motorcycle too

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Someone on Kiwifarms pointed this out when it was right in front of us all along:

1 Mustang, 2 motorcycles. Patrick only talks about his one. According to KF, the vandal targeted only Niki's bike, not Patrick's.

For the record, motorcycles are kind of a thing in the lesbian community, google "dykes on bikes" right after you appreciate that awesome name. I'd hate to make any formal accusations but who knows where Niki goes on her hog. Or why Patrick has never mentioned once that his wife enjoys motorcycles just like him.

Be kind of a cool thing to brag about, right? I'm a heterosexual guy into motorcycles, and my straight wife is also into them, we're a two-member bike crew! I'm not into the culture but I'm sure there are biker couples on social media getting upvotes, you can picture the staged instagram photos. What could possibly motivate Patrick to keep that from getting out?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Someone on Kiwifarms pointed this out when it was right in front of us all along:

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1 Mustang, 2 motorcycles. Patrick only talks about his one. According to KF, the vandal targeted only Niki's bike, not Patrick's.

For the record, motorcycles are kind of a thing in the lesbian community, google "dykes on bikes" right after you appreciate that awesome name. I'd hate to make any formal accusations but who knows where Niki goes on her hog. Or why Patrick has never mentioned once that his wife enjoys motorcycles just like him.

Be kind of a cool thing to brag about, right? I'm a heterosexual guy into motorcycles, and my straight wife is also into them, we're a two-member bike crew! I'm not into the culture but I'm sure there are biker couples on social media getting upvotes, you can picture the staged instagram photos. What could possibly motivate Patrick to keep that from getting out?

He's always at the bar by himself. Not normal behavior for married men. She's off doing something all the time that he feels the need to go occupy himself like that.

 

[guest]

Fawking true detectives up in this mug!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My theory is that is what he used to ride before he got that book signing. It has just been sitting there rusting for the past few years. Its just another piece of junk in the parkinh area like that rubbermaid tub and hte two pallets he cant seem to walk 15ft to toss in a dumpster.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The way Rick devours a Hooligan's meatloaf, without chewing, is probably reminiscent of cocksucking and deepthroating, at least to Niki, which has to be a turnoff for her.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

My theory is that is what he used to ride before he got that book signing. It has just been sitting there rusting for the past few years. Its just another piece of junk in the parkinh area like that rubbermaid tub and hte two pallets he cant seem to walk 15ft to toss in a dumpster.

Blue bike and gold bike, both look in good condition. Here's another example of blue bike lurking in the corner:

Gold bike is 100% Patrick's:

So two scenarios:

A. Niki owns blue bike and Patrick doesn't want us finding out.

B. Patrick owns both gold bike and blue bike, and has never once bragged about owning multiple motorcycles. From Patrick "I own a stable of Mustangs" Tomlinson.

You decide, or come up with a C answer that makes logical sense.

 

[guest]

It's not masculine enough for Pat's ego. Can't humiliate Harley riders with a sensible commuter.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Look at all the attention he gives to gold bike, while ignoring blue bike completely.

 

[guest]

Look at all the attention he gives to gold bike, while ignoring blue bike completely.

Dig a trench. Jeeesus Christ. Son of a bitch. Tommy Cowboy should've left for Mexico 40 years ago with Nana's dad.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Blue bike and gold bike, both look in good condition. Here's another example of blue bike lurking in the corner:

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Gold bike is 100% Patrick's:

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So two scenarios:

A. Niki owns blue bike and Patrick doesn't want us finding out.

B. Patrick owns both gold bike and blue bike, and has never once bragged about owning multiple motorcycles. From Patrick "I own a stable of Mustangs" Tomlinson.

You decide, or come up with a C answer that makes logical sense.

LOL, look at the vine growing through the front wheel, that hasnt been taken out in years.

 

[Snake]

Look at all the attention he gives to gold bike, while ignoring blue bike completely.

Dig a trench

Snow an inch deep that would melt within an hour with the sun out and he's struggling to breathe.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Look at all the attention he gives to gold bike, while ignoring blue bike completely.

Why the fuck would he record and post something like that? Why would anyone care about watching you fire up your scooter? How am I still shocked at what a loser is his guy is after all this time?

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Triumph bikes are for fucking faggots.

I would like someone to convince me otherwise.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Triumph bikes are for fucking faggots.

I would like someone to convince me otherwise.

I've never heard of, or seen one, outside of this bag of dog shit. It looks like a toy. That's something you buy your teenager when you're afraid he'll wreck a real car or bike.

 

[FurBurger]

You decide, or come up with a C answer that makes logical sense.

Nikki was receiving one of her "gentlemen callers"

 

[Meownaw]

Dig a trench. Jeeesus Christ. Son of a bitch. Tommy Cowboy should've left for Mexico 40 years ago with Nana's dad.

"Those boys use to touch the mud" I forget the exact gay quote/lie Pat used about planes flying over his house.

 

[guest]

As it's a Suzuki, I bet Niki isn't allowed to nickname it Suzi because that would be too close to his precious Susan.

"Those boys use to touch the mud" I forget the exact gay quote/lie Pat used about planes flying over his house.

Yeah it was something stupid and bullshit as always. Pat honestly believes that if he wasn't the great author, pundit and firebrand that the world needs then he would've been Maverick.

 

[guest]

i cant imagine owning a motorcycle and just leaving it outside in the snow like that, what a broke nigger. at least put a cover on it

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Lespas on vespas.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Blue bike and gold bike, both look in good condition. Here's another example of blue bike lurking in the corner:

View attachment 7586

Gold bike is 100% Patrick's:

View attachment 7587

So two scenarios:

A. Niki owns blue bike and Patrick doesn't want us finding out.

B. Patrick owns both gold bike and blue bike, and has never once bragged about owning multiple motorcycles. From Patrick "I own a stable of Mustangs" Tomlinson.

You decide, or come up with a C answer that makes logical sense.

What a vile piss stained dump. Looks like a Somali Slum.