So is Nana Gonna Cry When the Geese Fly Away?

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Hope the black cat gets to eat away at Nana's eyeballs and soft tissue as his corpse bloats and swells up in the swamphouse after the next heart attack.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Hope the black cat gets to eat away at Nana's eyeballs and soft tissue as his corpse bloats and swells up in the swamphouse after the next heart attack.

Tough but fair.

 

[Turry Fawks]

You shouldn't bring a kitten into a home with a grown cat like that. Of course they're not going to get along.

 

[Cuphead]

That poor cat is going to outlive him

 

[satanssockpuppet]

You shouldn't bring a kitten into a home with a grown cat like that. Of course they're not going to get along

You have to start by keeping the new kitten confined to one room. The other cat will know it's there, and it'll get all wound up over it, but you let it play out for a while. Then you slowly start introducing the two of them, a little at a time. Even then, it might not work. Of course, Nana and Missy are crass slobs who'll just throw the kitten on the floor and say "go ahead, nigger cat ahahahahahaha!".

 

[Easily_Remembered]

That poor cat is going to outlive him

 

[DooDooBrown]

You have to start by keeping the new kitten confined to one room. The other cat will know it's there, and it'll get all wound up over it, but you let it play out for a while. Then you slowly start introducing the two of them, a little at a time. Even then, it might not work. Of course, Nana and Missy are crass slobs who'll just throw the kitten on the floor and say "go ahead, nigger cat ahahahahahaha!".

Missy knows what she’s doing, that stupid bitch has only killed two cats so far (that we know of).

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Missy knows what she’s doing, that stupid bitch has only killed two cats so far (that we know of).

She's a crass, boorish brute of a woman, and I wouldn't trust her around any pets at all. She has no soul.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Did he name it Neo Nazi?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Did he name it Neo Nazi?

pretty sure Missy called it little nigga on twitter

 

[lowend73]

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Bald eagles are mean as fuck. They have been known to fly into backyards and snatch up small pets

What does being a white man have to do with a bird?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Bald eagles are mean as fuck. They have been known to fly into backyards and snatch up small pets

What does being a white man have to do with a bird?

They have a camera in the nest of a Eagle family in Pa. for people to watch the babies grow etc..one day one them brought a cat home for dinner

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

They have a camera in the nest of a Eagle family in Pa. for people to watch the babies grow etc..one day one them brought a cat home for dinner

They're eating the CATS! they're eating the DOGS!

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

They have a camera in the nest of a Eagle family in Pa. for people to watch the babies grow etc..one day one them brought a cat home for dinner

Eagles are fierce mother fuckers, and possibly my favorite bird.

 

[Turk February]

Eagles are fierce mother fuckers, and possibly my favorite bird.

Magpies can work in teams and craft tools. Those things rock.

 

[2-4-6-h8]

Magpies can work in teams and craft tools. Those things rock.

Recently bought my own place. There were tons of corvids hanging around. So I set up a table and left them shiny trinkets. They've been taking them and am hoping they start to leave me trinkets.

I work from home full time and this is how I occupy myself.

 

[Turk February]

Recently bought my own place. There were tons of corvids hanging around. So I set up a table and left them shiny trinkets. They've been taking them and am hoping they start to leave me trinkets.

I work from home full time and this is how I occupy myself.

It's a good idea because it's theorized they can gossip as if you piss one off like 20 years later they will still fuck with you. I think I read a news story about a guy who threw a rock at a raven and like decades later they still harass him.

 

[Stent]

"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk (osprey); and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

“With all this Injustice, he is never in good Case but like those among Men who live by Sharping & Robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District. He is therefore by no means a proper Emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our Country . . . He is a niggardly bird and I hate Niggers.

“I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on."

- Ben Franklin.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

You have to start by keeping the new kitten confined to one room. The other cat will know it's there, and it'll get all wound up over it, but you let it play out for a while. Then you slowly start introducing the two of them, a little at a time. Even then, it might not work. Of course, Nana and Missy are crass slobs who'll just throw the kitten on the floor and say "go ahead, nigger cat ahahahahahaha!".

Between two cats, a floor-spitting alcoholic, and Missy’s rotten vag, imagine how bad their house smells