So has Patrick just given up?

[Pussymagnetpat]

Just did a monthly check up on the lil nigga, the same copy pasta 10+ times a day.
he must've tweeted out "this is why your life is over, stlaker" 10's of thousands of times over the past few years.

His worst nightmares came true:
-he owes the idiots 100k+, they won
-famous for being an lolcow, not an author
-lost all friends and "contacts" in the lit business
-blackballed from the sfwa
-no hill, huff po, or NYT political hot takes (I get paid for my opinions, child)
-gave up blog, YouTube, Instagram selfies
-certainly not getting residuals for being a 6 figure author
-no recent vacations, broke as shit
-fat as fuck
-boomia shit in his hovel under his snout
-getting mother fucked by the MPD (DARVO)
-most swaTTEd man in America, nobody cares
-elmo has the congress by the balls
-trump won again, not in prison

like seriously how has this situation not given him an aneurysm? has he just given up?
go check on his Reddit account
reddit.com/u/patrickstomlinson and it's an entirely different person 5 years ago

How could his life get any worse?
he literally just tweets at stlakers and sells insurance all day
Niki leaves him?
ass cancer?
....the law of Rick says he has to step on a rake soon, R-right?

 

[Hairy Peckas]

No child, my life is wonderful it if you who will enjoy prison.

 

[Brooke Shields]

His determination to deny reality during his self-inflicted adversity is one of the main draws of Pat-posting. He tried to coin performative cruelty but it's just simply been a sfw morbid curiosity

 

[The Talking Dead]

I bet if he could see a day in his life when he was in his early 30s compared to now, he'd....who am I kidding he's got no self awareness so he'd probably just declare he's doing better than ever Cumia-style. Crazy fuck.

 

[Opesterino]

The trial is coming up, just you wait and see!

Quietly

 

[RickReternal]

I think Trump taking a huge shit on Zelensky personally has to have upset him. Not because he actually cares of course but because he’s talked so much shit about Ukraine for years.

 

[Hudson]

He'll spend the entire day sperging on Trump no longer giving freebees to illegals.

What a glorious time to be alive!

Trump signs executive order ending use of taxpayer money to 'incentivize or support' illegal immigration

President Donald Trump has signed an executive order ending the use of federal taxpayer money for resources supporting illegal immigration and illegal aliens.

www.foxnews.com

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

…and sells insurance all day

I don’t think that’s totally true…

 

[Honey Badger]

He still has a house and a wife. I’d like to see at least one of those things taken away from him before this thing of ours ends

 

[Treat Yourself]

The trial is coming up, just you wait and see!

Quietly

The next date is March 7, two weeks. Pat will likely keep his snout clean before then for sure.

 

[RickReternal]

He still has a house and a wife. I’d like to see at least one of those things taken away from him before this thing of ours ends

Why not both?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Felony life advice, child

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wrong in every detail, stlaker.

 

[DominusOdium]

Wrong in every detail, stlaker.

Wrong, child. I am living my dream.

THE DREAM:

Well, except for the successful part. Unless we're counting toilet scrubbing.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Wrong, child. I am living my dream.

THE DREAM:
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Well, except for the successful part. Unless we're counting toilet scrubbing.

Niki is his tard wrangler

 

[DominusOdium]

Wrong, child. I am living my dream.

THE DREAM:
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Well, except for the successful part. Unless we're counting toilet scrubbing.

Speaking of successful:

 

[RickReternal]

Nice “30s,” stupid. This is a profoundly gross tweet.

 

[DominusOdium]

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Nice “30s,” stupid. This is a profoundly gross tweet.

Who would tweet "I married her after she'd had sex with a CONSIDERABLE NUMBER of other guys" about your wife? Yuuuuuuck.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

He still has a house and a wife. I’d like to see at least one of those things taken away from him before this thing of ours ends

Back in the Dating Pool Pat has huge potential.

 

[nasty twp]

We don't use 'little one' enough, it's a fine variant on '(baby stlaker) Child'.