Simp Faggot

[BillKlacks]

You heard his speeding ticket call. Poor little piggy got his first ticket. Fucking acting like a straight bitch to the judge. It's like faggot you don't have to say all that shit, just pay your shit and move on you fat blowhard waste of time. Faggot likes to wax poetic about the criminal justice system on twitter, but the mother fucker has never even been involved in it. Ever spent a night in jail, Pig, or a city holding center? No? Then shut the fuck because you don't know what you're talking about. Little bitch would get fucked up in any jail just acting how he acts. Well, maybe now he is figuring out the criminal justice system first hand, it ain't a joke Pat. Welcome to hell bitch, you ain't special. "I almost throat punched a cop" mother fucker no you didn't, never even came close. Ask me how I know, bitch

 

[BillKlacks]

Dude is a fucking lying faggot is what I'm trying to say

 

[guest]

Dude is a fucking lying faggot is what I'm trying to say

This is the real reason why Patrick despises us so much. We remind him of who he is and that particular individual he cosplays as just happens to be a despicable asshole.

It’d be one thing if he sperged out this particular character in one of his novels but he is the character and his life is the novel. Action Hero Pat is nothing like real life Pat.

One is a Nazi fighter while the other is a sad sack deadbeat who cries like a woman instead of fighting for his parental rights.

I’d almost feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a fucking cauldron of hate and ignorance. Smug, too. And fat.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

But .... I thought that safe really wasn't his speed ....?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jail or prison experience aside - the fact that he's just now learning that civil court is for the benefit of the rich tells you everything you need to know about his knowledge of the justice system.

 

[guest]

This is why the average person learns certain realities of life. You understand you sometimes need to let shit go, be the bigger person, or simply take a loss even if you didn't earn it. Hence why most people don't treat life like a ridiculous superhero movie. One thing that helps you understand this is raising a child.

 

[Harry Powell]

This is why the average person learns certain realities of life. You understand you sometimes need to let shit go, be the bigger person, or simply take a loss even if you didn't earn it. Hence why most people don't treat life like a ridiculous superhero movie. One thing that helps you understand this is raising a child.

He’s never learned how to accept a loss; a fundamental life skill

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jail or prison experience aside - the fact that he's just now learning that civil court is for the benefit of the rich tells you everything you need to know about his knowledge of the justice system.

Brags about money all the time, yet is flabbergasted someone could have $17,000 just “laying around” well Piggy when you save your money and don’t buy useless shit like Galaxy Fold Z3’s or go to shitty all inclusive resorts in Latin America, you can have $17,000 laying around for a rainy day too.

 

[Snake]

I can't believe he farted in front of the judge like that. No couth.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I can't believe he farted in front of the judge like that. No couth.

I remember that too. Very crass, yet still the only funny thing he ever did.

 

[Snake]

I remember that too. Very crass, yet still the only funny thing he ever did.

And getting Joe Cumia involved. He has no respect for our Judicial system. He should of had the book thrown at him, and then he'd eat it.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

This is why the average person learns certain realities of life. You understand you sometimes need to let shit go, be the bigger person, or simply take a loss even if you didn't earn it. Hence why most people don't treat life like a ridiculous superhero movie. One thing that helps you understand this is raising a child.

His entire goddamn life is built around him "winning" all the time, 24/7. He avoids male-dominated hobbies like video games or fantasy sports or actual sports because that feeling when you lose a COD deathmatch causes him tremendous pain. He bought an X-Box simply to play some Star Wars game with Brianna Wu, then quit after 5 minutes because it was too hard.

All he does is stay on twitter, where he can be "right" about everything, from what politicians should be raped in prison to how the refs are to blame for the Packers losing. Even when he takes a historic loss - like signing over the rights to his daughter - he still internally rationalizes it as a win for himself. When she turns 18, she'll have questions that only I will have the answers to. Then I will defeat Ade & Jon.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His entire goddamn life is built around him "winning" all the time, 24/7. He avoids male-dominated hobbies like video games or fantasy sports or actual sports because that feeling when you lose a COD deathmatch causes him tremendous pain. He bought an X-Box simply to play some Star Wars game with Brianna Wu, then quit after 5 minutes because it was too hard.

All he does is stay on twitter, where he can be "right" about everything, from what politicians should be raped in prison to how the refs are to blame for the Packers losing. Even when he takes a historic loss - like signing over the rights to his daughter - he still internally rationalizes it as a win for himself. When she turns 18, she'll have questions that only I will have the answers to. Then I will defeat Ade & Jon.

He’s obsessed with “winning” because he’s done nothing but lose his whole life. He was a friendless nobody in high school, couldn’t even make it at community college, first wife (first women that had sex with him) left him for a better guy. He couldn’t even hold a job and needed his first wife to get him a job with her at her workplace. He failed as a writer, failed at stand up, and failed at running marathons. Twitter is the only place he can “win” in his mind because he can just block anyone and calls that a Win. He’s so deranged he believes he’s currently winning a joke of a lawsuit that his lawyers advised him would be a long shot and chances are will get tossed.

 

[Harry Powell]

He’s obsessed with “winning” because he’s done nothing but lose his whole life. He was a friendless nobody in high school, couldn’t even make it at community college, first wife (first women that had sex with him) left him for a better guy. He couldn’t even hold a job and needed his first wife to get him a job with her at her workplace. He failed as a writer, failed at stand up, and failed at running marathons. Twitter is the only place he can “win” in his mind because he can just block anyone and calls that a Win. He’s so deranged he believes he’s currently winning a joke of a lawsuit that his lawyers advised him would be a long shot and chances are will get tossed.

His 46k followers are the only validation he’s ever had in his life. It’s why he clings to it. Without it he has to face reality, which is very stark for him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His 46k followers are the only validation he’s ever had in his life. It’s why he clings to it. Without it he has to face reality, which is very stark for him.

It’s sad but true, he loves to mention his follower count like it’s his greatest achievement. He buys followers and most of his 46k are bots or long dead accounts but tells himself he’s speaking to 46 thousand people a day that are hanging on his every word. He even proudly gives rules and conditions to follow him and regularly barks orders.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He’s obsessed with “winning” because he’s done nothing but lose his whole life. He was a friendless nobody in high school, couldn’t even make it at community college, first wife (first women that had sex with him) left him for a better guy. He couldn’t even hold a job and needed his first wife to get him a job with her at her workplace. He failed as a writer, failed at stand up, and failed at running marathons. Twitter is the only place he can “win” in his mind because he can just block anyone and calls that a Win. He’s so deranged he believes he’s currently winning a joke of a lawsuit that his lawyers advised him would be a long shot and chances are will get tossed.

His brain is wired in such a way where "winning" is simply assumed. You can't play poker and go all-in on every hand because you simply know your cards are superior to everyone else at the table. You have to know when to fold and save your chips for another hand. It's more important to win the proverbial "battle" and be up at the end of the night then fixate on winning each individual "war".

He filed the lawsuit because he told himself he was guaranteed to win it. Brinton yapped in his ear about what a longshot case this was, sorry Brinton, I'm gonna win it and sue everyone and send them all to prison. That's why he's $100k in debt, because him and him alone could only envision the best possible outcome.

When the subpoena got posted to Kiwi Farms and hundreds upon hundreds of strangers universally agreed this case was frivolous and stupid, he should have dropped it. Yet here Rick is now, fighting the "I don't have to pay Quasi and I didn't borrow the $100k from anyone but also I didn't spend my own money" battle with covidcumia. Even though we heard an exasperated Patrick tell Josiah his legal fees were piling up, he's gonna argue that $100k materialized out of thin air. Thinking it's his money, a SFWA loan, or Niki's mom's money is a delusion we need to continue to believe in order to survive. Everything we have ever said about him has been wrong, and he has never lied because he has no reason to. Blah blah blah blah.

 

[guest]

I remember that too. Very crass, yet still the only funny thing he ever did.

Not a class act like you, Ms. Maxheinie. Also, from what I understand a very fat man has your personal info. May I kick his very fat very Midwestern ass?