Should we start a "Patrick S. Tomlinson vs. John Does 1-60" legal defense fund?

[guest]

Money goes to Quasi and any subpoena'd John Does if/when Pat fails to pay back the quashed lawyer fees. Any leftover money goes to one or more worthwhile charities. I bet we can get some legit donations from KiwiFarms and CumTown.

What do we say, boys?

 

[guest]

I think Patrick should get loaded, waddle across town and pick a fight with Big Jon. Other than that I have no opinion on anything.

 

[guest]

Money goes to Quasi and any subpoena'd John Does if/when Pat fails to pay back the quashed lawyer fees. Any leftover money goes to one or more worthwhile charities. I bet we can get some legit donations from KiwiFarms and CumTown.

What do we say, boys?

Do I get commissary deposits when I'm in prison for felony annoying by text to a guy who talks more to me than anybody else he knows? Get a brotherman some cans of tuna and crackers and cheese.

 

[42069]

I thought funny man has that covered

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Do I get commissary deposits when I'm in prison for felony annoying by text to a guy who talks more to me than anybody else he knows? Get a brotherman some cans of tuna and crackers and cheese.

You really are his closest friend at this point

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I thought the plan was to empty out the hovel and pawn everything while they're in Costa Rica?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Do I get commissary deposits when I'm in prison for felony annoying by text to a guy who talks more to me than anybody else he knows? Get a brotherman some cans of tuna and crackers and cheese.

All the zoom-zooms and wham-whams you want man

 

[Brooke Shields]

I thought the plan was to empty out the hovel and pawn everything while they're in Costa Rica?

first we need to liberate whatever poor young black souls are still alive and trapped in his basement. They are so poor, and they are SO black

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I thought the plan was to empty out the hovel and pawn everything while they're in Costa Rica?

We would have enough to purchase 3, maybe even 4 meatloafs from Hooligan's!

 

[SensibleKeks]

As one of the named John Doe's named, I'd like to plug my Indiegogo fund. For only $200,00, you can help support me during these trying times. Here are my tier lists:

$10 - Cheapskate
$25 - OooOoo "Big Spender"
$75 - Fine I Guess
$500 - Friend in Low Places
$7,500 - Silent Partner
$25,000 - Friend with Benefits

The rewards you can get for donating are: a shout out on Twitter, 15 sec personalized audio message, 2 personalized text messages, PaTrick t-shirt and even more! **rewards not guaranteed**

 

[guest]

L.O.L. Litigated Over Lard bumper stickers are going into production.

 

[fenrir]

As one of the named John Doe's named, I'd like to plug my Indiegogo fund. For only $200,00, you can help support me during these trying times. Here are my tier lists:

$10 - Cheapskate
$25 - OooOoo "Big Spender"
$75 - Fine I Guess
$500 - Friend in Low Places
$7,500 - Silent Partner
$25,000 - Friend with Benefits

The rewards you can get for donating are: a shout out on Twitter, 15 sec personalized audio message, 2 personalized text messages, PaTrick t-shirt and even more! **rewards not guaranteed**

Throw in a shitty cartoon written by a unfunny slit and you got a deal.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

We'll need a full on 501C nonprofit actually. PPWA, Pat Post Writers of America