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Shocking nobody: Another comedian accused of rape.

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
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Even more shocking is Tony Hinchcliffe isn’t gay.
 

hikomow633

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So let's get this straight

> slit gets invited to sit at a table that's probably mostly men, agrees.
> said slit starts to feel woozy from she doesn't know what
> panics because there were men around her
> goes to the hospital in a histrionic fit, produces no evidence of poisoning

I hope it's true because tony is a monumental faggot who most definitely commits crimes and deserves to hang(legally) more than Bert, but something tells me this is another khazarian tall tale
 

bantadant

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So let's get this straight

> slit gets invited to sit at a table that's probably mostly men, agrees.
> said slit starts to feel woozy from she doesn't know what
> panics because there were men around her
> goes to the hospital in a histrionic fit, produces no evidence of poisoning

I hope it's true because tony is a monumental faggot who most definitely commits crimes and deserves to hang(legally) more than Bert, but something tells me this is another khazarian tall tale
Is drugged but is still somehow able to run out and dial a phone properly.

Where was the "attempted gang rape" part?
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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> goes to the hospital in a histrionic fit, produces no evidence of poisoning
& they detox her from... an unknown substance?

Different symptoms / substances require vastly different response. Even the best roofies take 12-20 hours to become undetectable, & would remain present in a hair sample.

My guess is she had a hit of a strong joint & spazzed-out, or she's an alcoholic &/or mental person who they didn't feel was stable enough to release.

She's a bit mannish but I assumed Tony was into being gimped-up
 
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