Serious post for Pat

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pat, this is an opportunity for you to quit the internet firebrand and author act once and for all. You tried to make it work, and hey you published six books. Nobody can take that away from you. Bravo.

There’s someone great in all of us, even you. Take some time to be offline and see if you can get in touch with that guy. He’s probably got some really cool and rewarding things to accomplish like getting in touch with Annabelle, starting a new career, hell even trying a new look. Reinvention is a miracle of life…I’m dead serious, you can’t have a badass comeback story without a really dark period. If this is yours, then you’ll be remembered for how you overcame it, not how it overcame you.

But first, just admit Norm is funny and you cheated at the 2016 Brewers Half Marathon, you fat fucking faggot with bitch tits.

 

[guest]

Pat, this is an opportunity for you to quit the internet firebrand and author act once and for all. You tried to make it work, and hey you published six books. Nobody can take that away from you. Bravo.

There’s someone great in all of us, even you. Take some time to be offline and see if you can get in touch with that guy. He’s probably got some really cool and rewarding things to accomplish like getting in touch with Annabelle, starting a new career, hell even trying a new look. Reinvention is a miracle of life…I’m dead serious, you can’t have a badass comeback story without a really dark period. If this is yours, then you’ll be remembered for how you overcame it, not how it overcame you.

But first, just admit Norm is funny and you cheated at the 2016 Brewers Half Marathon, you fat fucking faggot with bitch tits.

Shhhhhhhhh, stlaker.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

As far as I’m concerned, his repentance to Saint Norm has passed. Rick, your only hope is Saint Mel. He’s not as forgiving so best of luck.

 

[based and white pilled]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss chiiiiiiiiiiild

-Damian

 

[Will Tate]

You're absolutely right, but I don't like how nice you're trying to be to him. I'd rather go to my grave unpublished than have my name attached to the drivel he puts out.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

As far as I’m concerned, his repentance to Saint Norm has passed. Rick, your only hope is Saint Mel. He’s not as forgiving so best of luck.

Pat better be ready to blow St Mel before and after the jacuzzi. And he better quit dressing like a bitch in heat before he gets raped by a pack of niggers and deserves it.

 

[fusciasomething]

Pat, you are objectively fat and look like you reek of body odor and cat piss. I have nothing constructive to add

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Our Carol, always the optimist.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Fuck that fat manbabychildpig Shitbag Tomlinbitchtits he can go play in the freeway for all I care.
Are you forgetting this lying, cheaTing, faT crybully killed an innocent black man? #RIPBernellTrammell #Justice for Bernell.
Pat, you fat pigRickchild you will pay for this crime along with paying Quasi, liTTle baby girl.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Do a flip, faggot

 

[Heyfellas]

Knowing our Patrick this will only serve to make him go deeper into his current persona.

He’s never made a mistake and is never wrong.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He has a perfect Marvel origin story thats there for the taking but he’s too stubborn and retarded to realize it