Self-styled swatting expert Pat

[BudDickman]

I just realized something funny about Pat's lawsuit against the MPD. He's accusing them of wrongdoing because they handled calls to his house according to their established process, which is actually one of the best defenses you can make against wrongdoing.

"Your honor, they handled calls to my house correctly according to their protocol, and that was wrong. They should have detected that this was a special circumstance and invented a completely new protocol."

I'm not sure if there's any precedent for other police departments doing anything like this, which is the sort of thing you would want if you actually want to win the case, but in the absence of that he is able to cast himself as the leading expert in swatting.

He's going to lose this case, but he'll try to salvage a victory out of it by saying that he was trying to establish some sort of precedent and that he is already consulting with police departments as the Most Swatted Man (link to Daily Beast article) and leading expert on the subject, about how to correctly handle these situations.

He probably sees from Jackie how easy it is to pretend to be an expert on something that no one else cares about, and he sees that his writing career is over, so he'll jump on this grift.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

There are three things we can count on; death, taxes and Fatrick's insane sense of self importance. Maybe he'll be the catalyst for 'Patrick's Law', a revised way for Police to handle spastic retards.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He can't even stop Dominos from delivering to his house (allegedly), it's the simplest system in the world, you blacklist an address

I really think he didn't try to have the police help stop this other than saying "Stop doing this!"

 

[CuntFucker]

I just realized something funny about Pat's lawsuit....

Oh yeah? *closes thread"

 

[Dog Eater]

He can't even stop Dominos from delivering to his house (allegedly), it's the simplest system in the world, you blacklist an address

I really think he didn't try to have the police help stop this other than saying "Stop doing this!"

He shouldn’t have to child, that’s the responsibility of the police. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[Hoolies]

"Your honor, they handled calls to my house correctly according to their protocol, and that was wrong. They should have detected that this was a special circumstance and invented a completely new protocol."

Even bettuh, he says the 'col worked out great and kept everyone safe no less than 38 times. But in couple of other instances, a negro officer was… unruly.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I just realized something funny about Pat's lawsuit against the MPD. He's accusing them of wrongdoing because they handled calls to his house according to their established process, which is actually one of the best defenses you can make against wrongdoing.

"Your honor, they handled calls to my house correctly according to their protocol, and that was wrong. They should have detected that this was a special circumstance and invented a completely new protocol."

I'm not sure if there's any precedent for other police departments doing anything like this, which is the sort of thing you would want if you actually want to win the case, but in the absence of that he is able to cast himself as the leading expert in swatting.

He's going to lose this case, but he'll try to salvage a victory out of it by saying that he was trying to establish some sort of precedent and that he is already consulting with police departments as the Most Swatted Man (link to Daily Beast article) and leading expert on the subject, about how to correctly handle these situations.

He probably sees from Jackie how easy it is to pretend to be an expert on something that no one else cares about, and he sees that his writing career is over, so he'll jump on this grift.

You know, when you put it like this, Pat's case sounds pretty fucking stupid.

 

[fricklefrackle]

So 1600 cops should've been walking on pigshells to make sure Mama Raven's special pigboy didn't get any unwarranted wellness checks.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Lyndon NIGSON was terrorising me your honor.
After a threat was called in that stated I had killed my wife, he wanted to see her and check she was ok!
When I refused he threatened to kick down the door and check on her.

What happened then?

I eventually let him see my Wife to check on her condition and he left.
but not before I tore strips off of him AGAIN to the applause of the entire neighborhood.

So no damage to property and no-one was injured?

That was because 6 Officers had to hold me back, child honor.
For their safety of course (and they know that)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s insane to think this dumb pig thinks the police in MKE who have to deal with serious crimes like people shooting each other everyday should all be VERY aware of the special white boy and his dopey wife getting wellness check calls they don’t want. Not only him, but also the safety and protection of two chairs he made out of trash wood.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lyndon NIGSON was terrorising me your honor.
After a threat was called in that stated I had killed my wife, he wanted to see her and check she was ok!
When I refused he threatened to kick down the door and check on her.

What happened then?

I eventually let him see my Wife to check on her condition and he left.
but not before I tore strips off of him AGAIN to the applause of the entire neighborhood.

So no damage to property and no-one was injured?

That was because 6 Officers had to hold me back, child honor.
For their safety of course (and they know that)

Mix that with a previous arrest pleading "no contest" on a death threat and him being so aggressive when they respond. You can see where they might need to confirm all the details and possibly show up with extra caution.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Mix that with a previous arrest pleading "no contest" on a death threat and him being so aggressive when they respond. You can see where they might need to confirm all the details and possibly show up with extra caution.

I think he has completely blocked that out of his memory. I would assume police look up the criminal history of him as they respond to the call and see he has a history of violent threats and should be treated as such - not with kid gloves like he thinks he deserves.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think he has completely blocked that out of his memory. I would assume police look up the criminal history of him as they respond to the call and see he has a history of violent threats and should be treated as such - not with kid gloves like he thinks he deserves.

He has been denying that it was true for so long he convinced himself it never happened. It wont wipe it off his record as much as wishes it does. No amount of " That did not occur" will change that. Any judge would understand why the cops handled him the way they did after being presented with that detail. Then the bodycams with him fighting and screaming at them.

I wonder if that latest response pat submitted even presents a good enough argument to move forward a stupid as it reads.

 

[Treat Yourself]

I hope he dies in a shoot-out with the cops. Not one he started, one his nnnnnnneighbors started and he catches a stray while waddling to Susan to go to not-Hoolies.