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DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Nice attempt at a cakehorn moment, stupid.
 
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He could at least wait until Fez's body is cold before he rips him off.
Maybe he's been doing that the whole time. Let's run down the similarities:
  • Autistic;
  • Effeminate;
  • Terrible hygiene, possibly a toenail collector;
  • Presumably gay but hasn't technically taken one in the can because other gays find him so hideous;
  • Terribly awkward/can't read the room (Fez's clapping incident and everything Pat has ever done in public);
  • Narcissist;
  • Hypertensive/diabetic;
  • No fashion sense;
  • Florida;
  • Obsessed with superhero movies
On the other hand he's not funny or entertaining, makes no money let alone being overpaid, and there's no fucking way he would be caught dead overtipping at a steakhouse.
 

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Reminder: Pat is the type of person that has an incident in public but never actually does anything in the moment. He runs to twitter and makes up a heroic scenario that never happened instead. Daydreaming that he actually has the balls to do something in person.
That sums up Pat, everyone knows he’s a weak and massive wimp of a man. He loves Twitter because he can talk pretend tough and if anyone calls him out BLOCK and move forward with the lies. His traffic court showed the real “man” and that is one that is on the verge of tears having to talk to an authority figure. All his fake bar fight stories show this, he sits alone with his laptop and hopes someone talks to him but they never do. Whenever he sees a group of people having fun he gets upset and jealous that he’s never had friends and doesn’t get girls. Those popular guys become Pats enemy as he looks down and mumbles to himself (don’t want anyone to actually hear him talking shit) and continues to be avoided by others. Then he imagines how he would actually act if he wasn’t such a weak bitch of a man and bar fighter Pat comes out swinging. He’s such an obvious fake but can’t realize he’s laughed at for his stupid behavior.
 
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