RIP

[guest]

I always get bummed when I visit your instagram and see your last post was a photo of a fried crab cake. Two posts before that it’s you testing death, making fun of some guy who said you’d be dead by 40.

I truly wanna believe that you’re up in heaven sautéing with the big G, but gluttony is a sin, and so for that reason I know you’re probably cooking top ramen with Jeffrey Dahmer or something. We miss you Carl.

 

[FingerofGod]

My only fond memory of him was a selfie the Opester posted where Carl was driving with Bose noise canceling headphones on (which is technically illegal). Got my ribs because it’s such a big FU to the passenger to do that.

 

[Meownaw]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

 

[Fat little piggy]

I can't hate Carl. He seemed like a really good guy who was living life to the fullest. Plus he banged that Mrs. Chipperson chick with the crazy eyes and nice beefers.

 

[eggfeller]

he wasn’t even fat really. very disturbing. can’t believe i could be dead in 10 years from latent vax symptoms & being mildly overweight. may god help us

 

[guest]

he wasn’t even fat really. very disturbing. can’t believe i could be dead in 10 years from latent vax symptoms & being mildly overweight. may god help us

I’m pretty sure he ate like a pig. His insides were probably mostly made of grease and salt.

 

[FingerofGod]

he wasn’t even fat really. very disturbing. can’t believe i could be dead in 10 years from latent vax symptoms & being mildly overweight. may god help us

The saddest thing is he didn’t even die from being fat. The hats he wore were so gay that they gave him brain cancer.

 

[Stent]

I assume being a chef he smoked and drank a lot. Add into that his Fez diet and I'm not surprised he dropped dead.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I assume being a chef he smoked and drank a lot. Add into that his Fez diet and I'm not surprised he dropped dead.

I think he enjoyed a good Sniff, if you catch my nautical aside (drift)

 

[Stent]

I think he enjoyed a good Sniff, if you catch my nautical aside (drift)

Oh yeah, he definitely did. The photo of him and Mrz Chipperson in the bathroom had to be in relation to that.

 

[Zeroman]

#Ruiz'd

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

I thought dis bitch killed him. She's got those weird murder eyes.

 

[guest]

I thought dis bitch killed him. She's got those weird murder eyes.

We need that winking anus gif one of the brothermen made.

 

[Peckas]

Chef Carl wasn’t a fancy fart sniffer (bourdain) he just made horribly unhealthy food and smoked like Rod Serling I remember him making opie pullover so he could smoke

 

[Dennyislife]

Carl was a bully to Sirius staff who died after his wife had enough of him divorced him and took her restaurant for herself while Carl tried to hang on to the Opie brand which was in the toilet.

I shed no tears

 

[guest]

I’m pretty sure he ate like a pig. His insides were probably mostly made of grease and salt.

His Instagram is still up. You know those days when you say "fuck it" and eat and drink like a sailor on shore leave? That was every day for Carl. He smoked like a chimney too.

This is a screenshot from right near the end of his feed/life. The cheeseburgers were all in one day - "National Cheeseburger Day" (that's a thing apparently.) Gawd bless him. Every meal was like a death row last supper for that guy

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I always get bummed when I visit your instagram and see your last post was a photo of a fried crab cake. Two posts before that it’s you testing death, making fun of some guy who said you’d be dead by 40.

I truly wanna believe that you’re up in heaven sautéing with the big G, but gluttony is a sin, and so for that reason I know you’re probably cooking top ramen with Jeffrey Dahmer or something. We miss you Carl.
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Pasta AND a stick of bread. Triglyceride Central. Yeah, that'll clog up the old arteries.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Probably one of the only people in the O&A circle that would actually be a good time to hang out with. Even if half of that time is spent wiping trans fat puke out of his beard.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can't hate Carl. He seemed like a really good guy who was living life to the fullest. Plus he banged that Mrs. Chipperson chick with the crazy eyes and nice beefers.

I thought she could get it. Does anyone know if she still has socials? I'd like to stalk them

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I think he enjoyed a good Sniff, if you catch my nautical aside (drift)

Didn’t the news break on the old sub before anyone else seemed to know and the guy who broke it said he died face down in a pile of coke