"So, I have this friend, right? Paul ... Paul Weimer. Paul tells me that he wants a career ... a career in, uh... in photography. So, I ... I tell him... I tell Paul, "Paul, child, I'm not so certain that, uh... that particular career path has, you know... has legs. And Paul - my friend, Paul - he says to me, he replies , "That's ok, child. I don't either".
*wait for laughter to die down*
"He's ... he's in a wheelchair, so...."
*wait for riotous laughter to cease to a tolerable level*
"Yes.... yes child .... Paul, he .... my friend Paul, he likes taking pictu- he photographs a lot of children, child. You know? Like, toddlers.... I ask him, I ask, you know .... Paul .... "Paul, is it hard working with ... you know... children?". And Paul, he sort of .... you know .... like, smiles, and says, "Yes, child, it's very hard. But I wear baggy pants to hide it".
*wait for convulsions of laughter to wash through the crowd*
