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Rick DUI Pool

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Im going with first week of NFL games - packers play Friday night against the eagles and he will want to watch it at a bar so everyone knows he’s a manly man who likes football and beer. That or Monday night which is Jets / 49ers (Aaron Rodgers) in case some bar does the “drink free when Rodgers loses” again. By then the mix of politics and everything else should lead to a DUI.

The best possibility would be right after his lawsuit against the police gets thrown out.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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If he lived in a civilized state, his license would have been revoked years ago, but Wisconsin does not give a shit about drunk driving.
I think Wisconsin might be the drunkest state in the country, it’s full of world class alcoholics. They even let people under 21 drink in bars if they are with a “family member”
 

Lard Glug

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I think Wisconsin might be the drunkest state in the country, it’s full of world class alcoholics. They even let people under 21 drink in bars if they are with a “family member”
WI resident here. They’re all beer drinks too so they’re super insufferable. Drink whiskey like a man, you pathetic fatsos.
 

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By looking at his body shape and face fat it was probably around the arrest for threatening to murder his unborn daughter.
His liver must look like a smoked ham
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