Reminder that this man is one of those real life, actual tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth

[HotDogJoe]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He's a man, but he looks pregnant here, and has noodle arms. What a bizarre body.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

The beginning of the Homer Simpson double chin

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Pat Gribble

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s tragic that he thinks he has to fool the world (and himself) about who he is. The Cuckening destroyed him, although I’m sure he was already fucking horrific to be around.

There’s another universe where he just embraced being a sedentary dork, owned it, and was happier in life.

Patrick has made me be a more genuine and authentic person.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He's a man, but he looks pregnant here, and has noodle arms. What a bizarre body.

Is he wearing maternity jeans?

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The beginning of the Homer Simpson double chin

It still kills my ribs that a civilian on twitter with no knowledge of pat is the one who pointed out his double chin looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

Anybody got that tweet?

 

[stealthygeek]

Just looking at him makes me self conscious about some of the shortcomings in my own body, I need to start working out more.

Fat Pat really is the ultimate muse. I've cut back my drinking since I've started Patposting. Being less like Pat is good for the mind, body and soul.

 

[Snake]

He always was a jawless amoeba.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Haha look how fat he was even when he wasn't fat. What a silly looking bastard.

 

[Phish]

Has anyone reached out to Erin to see if we could purchase any deleted scenes off of the cutting room floor? It’d be a shame if there were more of these timeless classics out there collecting dust.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He's a man, but he looks pregnant here, and has noodle arms. What a bizarre body.

Pat has zero upper body muscles.

Patrick claims to be a trained fighter. Not so.