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But modern science pumped him up full of HGH as a child and now he’s a respectable 5’10. This is why he looks so fucked up and is rapidly aging by the way.
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Reminder that genetically speaking, Sam Roberts should be around 5’3 or 5’4.
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Imagine being his disaster of a child
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I think those growth charts are probably bullshit and his parents pumped him full of poison to help a doctor line his pockets.
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Sam Roberts should have been thrown off a cliff and so should any adult wrestling fan. MMA fans should be sent to 3rd world countries where they will fit the culture
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Face for radio with a voice for silent film. How this creature makes a living being in front of mics and cameras remains one of the worlds biggest mysteries.
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Nice hgh induced acromegalic face, stupid.
Sam is literally the lowest of the low genetics. He has absolutely zero desirable traits you’d want to pass on to a child. Jess having his children is a crime against humanity. He shouldn’t have even been eligible for the hgh treatment. A kid I went to high school with did the hgh thing but he was a good wrestler, athletic, good physique, didn’t have a weasel voice, ya know just a decent looking kid. Just short. That’s who should get HGH. You should have to have at least a couple of decent traits before they throw money at your height problems.
Tl;dr - Sam should have been drowned or thrown off a cliff when he came out of the womb.
Sam is literally the lowest of the low genetics. He has absolutely zero desirable traits you’d want to pass on to a child. Jess having his children is a crime against humanity. He shouldn’t have even been eligible for the hgh treatment. A kid I went to high school with did the hgh thing but he was a good wrestler, athletic, good physique, didn’t have a weasel voice, ya know just a decent looking kid. Just short. That’s who should get HGH. You should have to have at least a couple of decent traits before they throw money at your height problems.
Tl;dr - Sam should have been drowned or thrown off a cliff when he came out of the womb.
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No child should be given hormones, puriod. Better to be a manlet than the monstrosity Sam turned out to be.
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He was meant to be bagel boss sized
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I agree with you in regards to like testosterone, estrogen, puberty blockers or whatever. But hgh really isn’t that that extreme. A regular person taking it wouldn’t even notice it if they were getting shot with it. Besides retaining some water. I tried it before just for like general fitness and I noticed absolutely nothing of note. I like reading about bodybuilding and sports PEDs/steroids/chemicals and most pro bodybuilders claim hgh is the most overrated and expensive for very little benefit.
Also, the kid I know that did it didn’t turn into a misshapen goblin. I think the doctor fucked up Sam, like by either over prescribing or doing it for too long (probably a combination of both) to induce his acromegalic features. It was a new treatment when Sam did it. It was probably like 7-8 year later when the kid I know did it. Sam was the lab rat that they used to improve it
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It’s a tough one man. Maybe I’m kind of a hippy about that shit but it really bugs me that parents nowadays will just give anything to a kid without bothering to do any research. Bad enough that so many kids are obese then when you realize a bunch of kids are on prescription drugs it becomes more depressing. I have no clue what hgh does, I just feel like I’d rather be ugly than have to take some weird hormones.