Reminder: Pig will beat you up and there isn't a thing you can do about it.

[RobertMewler]

“I’m 6 foot tall, 225 pounds, and an experienced and trained fighter.. so, if I ever do any see of 'em in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them - and they all know it!” - Dipshit Von Hovelson

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He’s delusional as fuck.

I’m taller and weigh less but have a LOT more muscle than Fatso. He would try to use his fat advantage but he’s so slow and clumsy I could easily fake him and make him end up on his ass or back. From there, I could ground and pound him until his bloated face looked like a tomato that fell off a building. Even more than it does now. In Minecraft.

The idea of touching him creeps me out though. I bet he’s always clammy and sticky from the fat and uncleanliness

 

[Snake]

trained fighter

His idea of a triangle is a Dorito.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This lie is always remarkable to me. I’m taller and weigh less but I still think I’m kind of pudgy. Not fat like he is but for sure not in good shape.

He’s delusional as fuck.

I’m taller and weigh less but have a LOT more muscle than Fatso. He would try to use his fat advantage but he’s so slow and clumsy I could easily fake him and make him end up on his ass or back. From there, I could ground and pound him until his bloated face looked like a tomato that fell off a building. Even more than it does now. In Minecraft.

The idea of touching him creeps me out though. I bet he’s always clammy and sticky from the fat and uncleanliness

He would only use this on Twitter. “Im a cis white male and I wrestle with my gay friends frequently. It’s not weird to get erections over men, child.”

 

[stealthygeek]

Flustered Fatrick is one of my personal favorites. Do you bumble through your sentences like a retard when handing 60 lb dumbbells (how many kilos, Pat?) over to fat-shaming brototypes that suspiciously don't find you fat?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know those antifa videos where they are harassing someone and then that person has enough and pops one in the mouth and they all turn to the cops and cry " Ive been assaulted! Arrest them!" That is how pat would act in a real conflict.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The only thing he could beat up is his teeny clit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is what happens when you can’t type out a pretend tough guy response and have to use your mouth. This man has never been in a fight in his life and would hurt himself trying to throw a punch. His traffic court appearance is the real Pat, a weak and wimp of a man. He was scared over a speeding ticket!

 

[RoTheHo69]

From the way the court case is going it's not looking like he'll be doing any see of any of us.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Just imagining his enraged purple face and tits jiggling in his four sizes too small t-shirt as he impotently flails his fat hands at me effeminately is rib destroying stuff.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I hope it's more purple than that web forum after we got his Twitter toy taken away last year.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

let's clarify something here, he says 'if he ever sees any of them', he doesn't mention being aggressed upon, he's literally saying he would attack any one of us on-sight, literally.

This has now become a self-defence situation since my picture is out there & he's clearly threatened to make the first move if he sees any one of us.

Truth is I'd loff so hard if I ever saw a waddling Fatrick in the wild, I probably couldn't fight

 

[RobertMewler]

let's clarify something here, he says 'if he ever sees any of them', he doesn't mention being aggressed upon, he's literally saying he would attack any one of us on-sight, literally.

Bzzt. Wrong, child. He said, "if I ever do any see of 'em in person".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Flustered Fatrick is one of my personal favorites. Do you bumble through your sentences like a retard when handing 60 lb dumbbells (how many kilos, Pat?) over to fat-shaming brototypes that suspiciously don't find you fat?

It’s funny how he’s trying to pretend he’s some big tough guy that will go John Wick on anybody at the drop of a hat but is also a helpless victim of being picked on by a bunch of Internet meanies. You can’t have it both ways, piggy! If he was such a big tough guy with multiple guns and can defend himself to the point of doing serious injury then why is he crying about it?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Regular guys and gals can tell he's a phony. The only place where he would be considered an Alpha type is his comic book and Brony conventions but it's imperative that he doesn't let his guard down. He plays the part at all times even though he knows that we know what he's about. The only thing preventing Pat from being sultan lolcow is Chris Chan. What an utterly ridiculous niche he's created for himself.

 

[GiveItAResto]

"and they know it" is such a childish thing to add.

Absolutely no bravado - I would love to fight you and I'd fuck you up, fat boy.

The only chance it would end badly for me is if I tripped and then you smoothered me with your whole weight, I'd probably be unable to move or breathe.

I am far from a tough guy. But I would fuck Patrick up 100 times out of 100.

 

[guest]

“I’m 6 foot tall, 225 pounds, and an experienced and trained fighter.. so, if I ever do any see of 'em in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them - and they all know it!” - Dipshit Von Hovelson

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The pause after "two hundred" and before "twenty-five pounds" is priceless. It's like he's trying to give the perfect weight that sounds like he's built solid but definitely not too fat.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I've offered to fight him 3 times now, to no avail. I am by no means a "tough guy" like Big Pat, however i did used to train in Muay Thai for a little under 9 years, and fought a few amateur fights in England & Wales, i have not trained since 2013 and have lived the life of a drug addict and slob ever since.

Having said that, i'd bet hefty cash that i would still kick his head completely off his body within 20 seconds.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Tough guys don’t have to tell you they’re tough, just like smart people don’t have to tell you they’re smart. Pat tells people he’s very tough and very smart because its obvious the opposite is true.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

So then I started reading what people were saying about me on twitter and reddit. They were saying I was stupid, that I was just a dumb professional wrestler. Taking a beating in the octagon hurts, but taking a beating to your feelings hurts even more.

“It doesn't work because I’m 6'3 foot tall, 286 pounds, and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion.. so, if I ever do any see of 'em in person, it will turn out very quickly and very poorly for all of them - and they all know it!