Reminder: Pat shares his patio with strangers

[BudDickman]

From his Airbnb listing:

Guests have full access to the entire ground floor unit, downstairs laundry facilities, yard, and backyard patio dining/fire pit.

Every few days a different set of complete strangers show up and usurp access to his grill and fire pit.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Every few days a different set of complete strangers show up and usurp access to his grill and fire pit.

To be fair you know his guests never actually use that patio area. One glimpse of the fat author drinking a "cuppa tea" in the morning sun rendering his exposed leg skin a whiter shade of pale is all it takes to have his guests staying indoors.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

From his Airbnb listing:

Every few days a different set of complete strangers show up and usurp access to his grill and fire pit.

Luckily for Pat they're all smarter than him and know his fire pit will explode into chunks of molten rock the second they get it going so it's still in pristine condition.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

To be fair you know his guests never actually use that patio area. One glimpse of the fat author drinking a "cuppa tea" in the morning sun rendering his exposed leg skin a whiter shade of pale is all it takes to have his guests staying indoors.

Imagine going outside into that alleyway and seeing this fat, pasty cunt sitting in shorts tweeting furiously as you tentatively venture outside into Niggerville. Absolutely revolting.

 

[Ladynyahh]

From his Airbnb listing:

Every few days a different set of complete strangers show up and usurp access to his grill and fire pit.

Better wash those clothes in extra hot water if you use the laundry. You don't want to pick up any bacteria that no doubt lives in there from handling Pat and Niki's shit stained undergarments.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pat doesn't want to work at Target because that work is beneath him, but he gladly cleans stranger's semen stains out of his bedsheets.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He advertises a fire pit that you can't use.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing like relaxing next to an alleyway to the sounds of a garbage truck slamming dumpsters and trash cans for 10 mins.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Nothing like relaxing next to an alleyway to the sounds of a garbage truck slamming dumpsters and trash cans for 10 mins.

Not to mention the loud, heavy traffic in front of the hovel and the noise from the poors in the Section 8 apartments right next door.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Not to mention the loud, heavy traffic in front of the hovel and the noise from the poors in the Section 8 apartments right next door.

Thats right. There is a bus stop like 50ft away from his front door.

 

[CruisinColin]

I guarantee that Pat has tried to sell them books.

 

[captain_kamala]

I stayed in an airbnb like that on the 4th of July. They made hot dogs and no one in the 2 bedrooms per 4 unit building wanted them so they just stood outside and shooed flies off of them

 

[Humanatee]

Nothing like relaxing next to an alleyway to the sounds of a garbage truck slamming dumpsters and trash cans for 10 mins.

He has the most zero privacy backyard I've ever seen. He's basically just sat in the middle of the street but with a firepit and a few rotting plants next to him. His level of poverty is something to behold.