REMINDER: Mr. Six Figures was flabbergasted at the idea of someone just "HAVING" $17,000 laying around

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

This is one of the funniest parts of the interview to me. When Fat is trying to comprehend how Quasi could get that kind of money together he rattles off all the ways he knows how to get money. Borrowing from others, taking out credit cards, begging, whining, taking handouts, dipping into your loved one's 401K, defrauding the government. At no point does he even entertain the idea of Quasi actually having a job and having a savings and being a fiscally responsible adult. Rick has zero concept of the value of a dollar nor earning your way with an honest day's work. 17K certainly isn't a trivial sum. It's like half of what I make a year. But I like to think that people with their shit together can amass such enormous wealth if they work in a lucrative field and live within their means.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Patty can’t comprehend people here having jobs/steady income. Anyone who dares to criticise Mama Ravens special boy is an unemployed nazi incel as far as he is concerned.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I employ ~100 people right now, and I would be shocked if any of them don’t have at least $50k in liquid, accessible savings. Even the dullards without college degrees like Pat can put $1000 away each month for a rainy day. He’s fat and poor. HAHA!

 

[HotDogJoe]

His complete bewilderment at the fact that Quasi actually chose to fight this instead of just folding and shutting the site down was so enjoyable to listen to. It's like never even considered that as a possibility.

 

[Midian9876]

Even a Panera breadsmith like myself has 25k under a mattress in my full sized hovel.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Projection Pat not only admitted to all the ways he was funding his lawsuit, but then did the classic "they can't have jobs. They aren't successful."
projecting like a muthafucka

 

[Chive Turkey]

I employ ~100 people right now, and I would be shocked if any of them don’t have at least $50k in liquid, accessible savings. Even the dullards without college degrees like Pat can put $1000 away each month for a rainy day. He’s fat and poor. HAHA!

Even minimum wagecucks who aren't retards could conceivably save up that kind of money. An 18-year-old could put a couple hundred in a savings account every month and reach that goal before his 22nd birthday.

It just goes to show how alien the reality of a working life is to Rick.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Do you think he was disappointed when he discovered his media tour was a farce?

 

[Porkys]

Why does this gelatinous slob just assume that Quasi spent 17K? Maybe Quasi's lawyer only wanted $5K-$10K as a retainer, and then just account for the legal fees owed. Lawyers may be immoral scumbags but they still have hearts and are realistic about their clients' budgets. Especially when the lawyer is confident of the outcome against a blowhard layabout, and bets he's gonna get that lein on Rick's half-hovel. To collect all $$ due from Quasi only to return it when the lien comes due is just extra work on everyone's part. There's no way to foresee the exact total due, so the client just kicks in $500 or so a month as the fees pile up.

Not that it's my business, fatass, but your property will get that lien and you WILL have that conversation with Quasi's legal team you frivolous jobless retard.

 

[stealthygeek]

The idea of quasi being bankrolled by the movers and shakers of the alt-right scene is rib busting stuff. He thinks he's living in a spy novel because he's fucking retarded (and also shockingly fat).

Josiah just DMed me this pic of quasi and his white supremacist benefactors:

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Do you think he was disappointed when he discovered his media tour was a farce?

It was a tour de force of hilarity

 

[Will Tate]

The idea of quasi being bankrolled by the movers and shakers of the alt-right scene is rib busting stuff. He thinks he's living in a spy novel because he's fucking retarded (and also shockingly fat).

Josiah just DMed me this pic of quasi and his white supremacist benefactors:

Always knew Quasi was a high-caste pussy-slayer. Carole's days as my man-crush may be coming to a close.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He could sue me 4-5 times and I'd be fine. But regardless, Quasi will never have to pay a cent