Reminder Joe Rogan (3'9") dedicated his life to martial arts and steroid abuse because he got beat up by a girl.

[ABitFarFetched]

He's mentioned it a few times on his podcast and no one laughs in his face about that. Discuss?

 

[CruisinColin]

Joe Rogan is trained in the killer art of comedy. He gets on that stage and murders the audience with his hysterical kicks. He's ice-cold with his precision shots of humor straight to the brain. People are found dead in their cubicles every day. His comedy club is a mass grave. He is unstoppable.

Do you think a man like that has time for laughter? Has time to mess around? Time to stop thinking such big thoughts? You poor naive soul.

Now take your Alpha Brain, kid. You're going to need it if you want to keep up with this Rogan and Shapiro discussion.

 

[Single Action Army]

Dude solidified a multi-million-dollar empire just by being pretty amicable and good at allowing other people to talk.

That's Ringo Starr or George Lucas-tier luck.

 

[guest]

Rogan was always a squat mesomorphic neanderthal, even in his pretty-boy days. I doubt he ever got beat-up by a girl, just a cool backstory for his fag-promoting philosophy/lifestyle.

 

[Single Action Army]

Rogan was always a squat mesomorphic neanderthal, even in his pretty-boy days. I doubt he ever got beat-up by a girl, just a cool backstory for his fag-promoting philosophy/lifestyle.

In order to lie about a girl beating you up as some kind of compelling sympathetic story, you'd have to be an enormous retard-
Oh.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Joe Rogan is trained in the killer art of comedy.

More like trained in killing the art of comedy, am I right, folks?

 

[Single Action Army]

More like trained in killing the art of comedy, am I right, folks?

Laughed so hard I diarrhea shit all over a retarded nigger's face.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Dedicated to martial arts = Commentating them and doing random judo moves at a gym.

This guy knows fucking nothing. 0. He was a terrible actor on MadTV. He is a terrible comedian. He is a terrible commentator. He is a terrible game show host. But he’s least competent at fighting but its the biggest LARP he puts on. He never fought in a ring. Never had an amateur fight. Yet claims to be a genetically dangerous human and have violence running through his blood.

 

[Sue Lightning]

This is a real poster. He would call his gang the “Death Squad.” Theres a great clip of Norm trashing him for this.

 

[LingerLonger]

He's mentioned it a few times on his podcast and no one laughs in his face about that. Discuss?

A couple of fighters have basically mocked him to his face and he just takes it. Like a few fighters will say "I always laugh when people who aren't professional fighters think that they can beat us in a fight". Just trying to get a laugh for themselves because they roll their eyes when Joe is trying to talk to UFC champs like they are MMA equals. And lots of fighters or military guys just let Joe blather and ramble without really engaging.

A few comics also have gone on Rogan and ripped on 'stool fucking' as being the literal most hack bit in all of standup comedy. And you can tell that they are doing it right to Joe's face not even caring that one of his most famous bits is literally climbing on the stool (like it's Mount Everest due to Joe's size) and humping it like Lesnar or some animal he is doing an impression of for the crowd.

But none of them would mock Joe openly to his face directly as it would prevent them from being a guest again and plugging their books or whatever mediocre dogshit product they are hawking to the unwashed masses.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Joe was lucky enough to get in on the “intellectual bro” movement early on, nothing to do with talent, just right place at the right time.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Joe Rogan is trained in the killer art of comedy. He gets on that stage and murders the audience with his hysterical kicks. He's ice-cold with his precision shots of humor straight to the brain. People are found dead in their cubicles every day. His comedy club is a mass grave. He is unstoppable.

Do you think a man like that has time for laughter? Has time to mess around? Time to stop thinking such big thoughts? You poor naive soul.

Now take your Alpha Brain, kid. You're going to need it if you want to keep up with this Rogan and Shapiro discussion.

He eats raw elk liver, child like cavemen