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Approaching 2 months under contract. Ruh-Roh
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Zillow says it has a "Pending offer". So much horror has gone on in that McMansion that I expect the new buyer to sue Ant six months later, same as the Amityville house.
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It’s been pending since May 5th. It shouldn’t take 2 months to secure financing, so either there are repairs holding it up or this deal is in trouble.
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He had to redo the whole AC system
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one of our greatest failures as a group is that no one could be bothered to leave him an upper decker or some other gift. Maybe when this deal falls though and he has to re-list it. I expect better from you all.
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We're fags, but not big enough fags to live on Long Island.
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I miss that series of posts that one guy did going over every picture of the house with a running commentary as a shyster real estate agent that let honesty bleed through his sales pitch.
At least that's how I took the bit.
At least that's how I took the bit.
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That was space edge
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And today we officially hit 2 months under contract. Good luck, Nana!
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Nice house, stupid
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I don’t think so, unless it was an alt
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The intake and ductwork is clogged from all his nigger pubes that fell off his rotted head.
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A couple of possibilities as to why the house has not closed after two months. A few posters have mentioned repairs might be needed, depending on what might need repairs this could be a while given how hard it is to procure some material. Even harder than getting podcast equipment into the city. Another possibility; which given the tacky style of the home kinda makes sense, immigrant business owners might be the ones who made the offer. Many of them own som business that make getting a home loan take much longer than your average buyer. They usually have the cash to put deposit down but have a hard time finding lenders. The fact that Nana might be financially bailed out by a foreigner makes me laugh.
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Given all the obvious and hilarious cosmetic and design flaws, God only knows what else is wrong with that beer-drenched crap shack.
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You just know it has that "old people" smell.
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And simultaneously a "really young people" smell.
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I know it's not the greatest house in the world, and one of the autists here put together a great list of design flaws and gavone decorations, but if it's such a hot seller's market why hasnt he been able to sell it? Maybe the word has gotten out about the kind of debauchery that went on there?
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REMINDER: Opie has to park his car on the road like an animal and move it frequently to avoid tickets because he can no longer afford to park in his parking garage.
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The only buyer ends up to be Yemeni bodega tycoon Abu Dabble, choosing the property because he shares Ant's Arab taste in outdated kitsch.
He cancels at the last minute when he realizes he'll be surrounded by Jews.