Remember when Rick tried to explain away his heft with "It's called beer and brats fat from living in Wisconsin during the winter, child"

[HotDogJoe]

Must be a law I haven't heard about that you have to stuff yourself with carbs and liquid carbs every single day when the temperature drops below a certain point in WI. I guess he has no choice but to look like a hamster that's packed its cheeks to bursting point.

At least he acknowledges he has fat on his face, I guess. Baby steps to self awareness is the way forward for our pal, Notrick.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat, not every person in Wisconsin is fat like you, mr works out “a lot” yet can’t be bothered to stay in shape when it’s cold (Thats most of the year in Wisconsin)

 

[Brooke Shields]

THE PIG THINKS HE'S A BEAR

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

THE PIG THINKS HE'S A BEAR

I forget how ugly this fucking guy is

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’ll never forget the dump I was taking when I read the “beer and brats” line from this gastropod. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the terlet. Good times!

Thanks Rick for being such a hilariously stupid fucker. I have laughed so hard I’ve cried an uncountable number of times at you. If I end up spending the rest of my life in prison, it’ll be worth it. How’s the tenement’s fire pit, sweetie?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat fucks his caretaker.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Not that his hair looks good to any degree, but just imagine how much worse a bald Nana would look.

He really is an 1800s gold prospector

 

[StealthyFag]

Hmm, do I wear a jacket for the cold weather or become medically obese? Decisions, decisions....

 

[stealthygeek]

No child, I do not have "baby" fat on my face, I have manly beer and brat fat on my face.

Oh, so that's the specific type of fat that's on your face. I was thinking it was one of those other fats we got.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Must be a law I haven't heard about that you have to stuff yourself with carbs and liquid carbs every single day when the temperature drops below a certain point in WI. I guess he has no choice but to look like a hamster that's packed its cheeks to bursting point.

At least he acknowledges he has fat on his face, I guess. Baby steps to self awareness is the way forward for our pal, Notrick.

That's one long winter.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

We have beer and Jambalaya (which contains rice and fatty sausages, chicken and shrimp) down here in Louisiana. And we don’t get as disgusting as fatty

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm close enough to Wisconsin that I see shit like "squeaky cheese" in gas stations. I'll bet his fat ass grabs a bag of that shit every time he gasses-up.

Any of you brothermen know what that shit is?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Must be a law I haven't heard about that you have to stuff yourself with carbs and liquid carbs every single day when the temperature drops below a certain point in WI. I guess he has no choice but to look like a hamster that's packed its cheeks to bursting point.

At least he acknowledges he has fat on his face, I guess. Baby steps to self awareness is the way forward for our pal, Notrick.

I thought only women "get laid", as in laid down, bedded. Men fuck. Women get laid. He's a portly woman is what I'm saying.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"It's beer and brats from living in Wisconsin during the winter, spring, summer and fall, child."

 

[fricklefrackle]

I’ll never forget the dump I was taking when I read the “beer and brats” line from this gastropod. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the terlet. Good times!

Thanks Rick for being such a hilariously stupid fucker. I have laughed so hard I’ve cried an uncountable number of times at you. If I end up spending the rest of my life in prison, it’ll be worth it. How’s the tenement’s fire pit, sweetie?

We would have surely seen pics of corn being burnt in that dumpster alley by now if it was being used. Probably too busy beating his PBs on the attic NordicTrack.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"It's beer and brats from living in Wisconsin during the winter, spring, summer and fall, child."

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

We would have surely seen pics of corn being burnt in that dumpster alley by now if it was being used. Probably too busy beating his PBs on the attic NordicTrack.

Ha ha ho lee shit I legit forgot he bought that fucking treadmill.

Remember the plyo boxes too? Fat fuck probably has houseplants on them

 

[Mikekeke]

He thinks Wisconsin is the only state that allows people to drink beer after November.

 

[EraGodless]

He looks legitimately retarded.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I live in Canada and I have a six pack, lardass. Maple syrup is our whole thing.