Remember!.. He is a brilliant comedian.

[Zombie247]

With great material:

 

[EraGodless]

What does that mean in English? Sorry, just was never into fairies and wizards and whatever the fuck else Pat is mumbling about.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It's Pippin, retard. But what do I know? I don't have any Lord of the Rings tattoos.

The "XP" and "roll new character" parts are meant to convince twitter strangers that he plays tabletop RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons. He doesn't, though, because you would need at least three or four people, and he doesn't have any friends.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It's Pippin, retard. But what do I know? I don't have any Lord of the Rings tattoos.

The "XP" and "roll new character" parts are meant to convince twitter strangers that he plays tabletop RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons. He doesn't, though, because you would need at least three or four people, and he doesn't have any friends.

Holy fuck... Thats true. Pat is such a fucking condescending cunt loser, he never had friends to play D&D with. Thats why he's not down with the nerd shit, cuz he never had that geek set to trade comics or whatever the fuck else.

Pat is a loser's loser. He's a consummate failure.

 

[EraGodless]

It's Pippin, retard. But what do I know? I don't have any Lord of the Rings tattoos.

The "XP" and "roll new character" parts are meant to convince twitter strangers that he plays tabletop RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons. He doesn't, though, because you would need at least three or four people, and he doesn't have any friends.

That all sounds very gay. I played D&D for a bit. I was 8. Then I grew up.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

for the lols

Cool, hip, up-on-all-the-fresh-lingo Pig with another swing and a miss.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I wear a watch with the date on it everyday

yet the only time I ever really notice what day it is is by seeing a tweet of Pat's that make me think "That seems gay enough to be from today"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Who’s Gayer?
Adults who like Harry Potter or Men who circle jerk with other men and watch all three LOTR movies in one day?

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Getting inspiration from our cyberstlaker muses now are we?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Getting inspiration from our cyberstlaker muses now are we?

As fucking Gay as Gandalf is, I highly doubt hes saying “fawking” that’s what edgelord 15 year olds trying to sound cool write on Instagram. Pat you’re a dumb cunt. Confirmed.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It's Pippin, retard. But what do I know? I don't have any Lord of the Rings tattoos.

The "XP" and "roll new character" parts are meant to convince twitter strangers that he plays tabletop RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons. He doesn't, though, because you would need at least three or four people, and he doesn't have any friends.

Wrong as always, stlaker. Pat makes Nikki play another character (with costume and figurine) and he plays 2 characters. This is why you’re losing.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

These just arent witty or funny. He thinks these are hilarious. He has a horrible sense of humor.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

I knew Pat liked to whore himself on social media for writing gigs but I don't think Mad Tv from 20 years ago is hiring. Next thing you know he'll be sending out audition tapes for the part of Gwyneth Paltrow's stand-in in Shallow Hal.

 

[guest]

Frodo: Who is that fat faggot over there crying?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I knew Pat liked to whore himself on social media for writing gigs but I don't think Mad Tv from 20 years ago is hiring. Next thing you know he'll be sending out audition tapes for the part of Gwyneth Paltrow's stand-in in Shallow Hal.

He's misspelled both Pippin and Gollum, so far. Whoever said it was right... he's probably seen the movies, but never read the books. What an odd thing to lie about.

What he said was "golem," and I think we all know (((where those come from))).

What are you trying to tell us, Pat

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

As fucking Gay as Gandalf is, I highly doubt hes saying “fawking” that’s what edgelord 15 year olds trying to sound cool write on Instagram.

Or a 60 y/o has-been radio host

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

I knew Pat liked to whore himself on social media for writing gigs but I don't think Mad Tv from 20 years ago is hiring.

MadTv was actually funny

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

MadTv was actually funny

Of course MadTv was funny which is why they would’ve never hired Pat. I’m sure the staff was sent drivel like this all the time though (assuming Pat is even capable of writing a full-length sketch no matter how unfunny). The only reason I brought up MadTv was because that was the last time I remember seeing a “Lord of the Rings” sketch on TV (Call me a deadbeat from Jersey but I don’t watch anything with sooords, okay? What am I ten?)