Real talk. Why is Pat so effeminate?

[Rabbi Krinsky]

I've been looking through P-tits Instagram for this tin that I'm doing. There's not one picture that I could find where he looks like an actual man. At first, I thought he might be gay, but I've known plenty of gay guys that looked and behaved like regular dudes (except maybe a bit more polished).

Besides, there's something really off about him that's hard to put your finger on. It's like he can't help himself to look like a woman, in the way he looks, writes, sounds, his manerisms. So, I'm starting to think he might be a real transgender.

Adrian caught him in her lingerie and make-up with his micro peen tucked in, he told her the truth, she freaked out and ran into the arms of a real man. He was so terrified Adrian would tell on him that he granted her a divorce and signed the rights to his kid away without any struggle.

Remember that the weirdo closest to Pat, Chrischan, came out as trans after a couple of years of cyberstalking too. Is this what's in store for Pat? Should we start referring to him as she/her, just to be safe? I don't want to be seen as Transphobic.

 

[FurBurger]

He does give off that "faggot in a sham marriage" vibe.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I imagine his mother was a much stronger influence on him than his father was.

 

[guest]

The 20 something years of drinking Mountain Dew every day in place of water/coffee/everything else might've played a large part. Doesn't sugar boost estrogen production?

 

[stealthygeek]

I think he's straight but was molested as a, child. That's why he overcompensates with the actual tough guy talk but can't help but let his inner sissy shine through.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The whole “talking real tough but sounding like a drag Queen” is very confusing. I can’t figure out where he got the idea that the big tough guy you don’t mess with says thing like honey and sweetie.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

The whole “talking real tough but sounding like a drag Queen” is very confusing. I can’t figure out where he got the idea that the big tough guy you don’t mess with says thing like honey and sweetie.

Poor socialization. All the actual tough guys™ Rick could have modeled proper male behavior from wanted nothing to do with a retarded fruit. Rick is a dungeons and dragons tough guy™ neither tough nor a guy.

 

[guest]

Fatty Got Fingered (by the rodeo clown)

 

[kingship75]

"Traditionally masculine."

 

[guest]

He's got a tiny penis and the obvious accompanying low T, Narcissistic Personality Disorder and the Lappening really drove a nail through it all. I really don't think he's any more complicated than that. If his brain chemistry was better and he hadn't had a cunt for a mother, he'd be like 100 million other mediocre men. As it stands, he's worse off than any of them.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Poor socialization. All the actual tough guys™ Rick could have modeled proper male behavior from wanted nothing to do with a retarded fruit. Rick is a dungeons and dragons tough guy™ neither tough nor a guy.

That’s a good point, Pat had zero friends, didn’t play sports, didn’t play an instrument, and watched Star Trek all day. I’m guessing the only “masculine” person he saw growing was his mom which is why he’s so effeminate. She taught him how to be a cunt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think it’s from his mother being awful at being a mother and messed him up royally. She probably tried some new age bullshit on him and it raised a monster. She told him he’s the greatest and most special boy ever and at 41 he still believes it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is a soft awkward mommas boy from the midwest.

 

[GiveItAResto]

I don't think he's actually gay because but I agree, very effeminate. Also very much a beta male.

He's the classic twitter he/him male feminist simp, he gets close to women by being ultra respectful and 'not like those guys' and whether he realises it or not he comes across as one of the girls. The thought of him being a sexual candidate is laughable to women, if that even gets as far as crossing their mind. Also a repulsive thought, I'd imagine.

He's clearly a very frustrated and confused man. I think he knows noone is buying the manly man charade. But he's too deeply invested in it now, living a lie that's ultimately destroying him.

Must come from childhood, his dad was probably a closet homo and definitely a very weak man.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Mentally he seems to be stuck in high school and back in the late 90s in his small country town being gay was definitely not accepted. So while it’s obvious to everyone around him he’s gay he can’t get out of the closet so he overcompensates to insane levels. You could take any of his famous quotes and add “I’m not gay” before each one and it makes sense as something he would say if people thought he was gay. “I’m not gay, I own guns and drive a mustang” “I’m not gay, I’m just an actual tough guy” etc. etc.

Plus is cringe flirting and zero game also show he’s trying to show he’s straight only to embarrass himself. Same with how he talks about his sex life, whenever he tries it always sounds like Steve Carrell in the Poker scene of 40 year old virgin where his friends realize he’s a virgin from his embarrassing sex talk.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I've been looking through P-tits Instagram for this tin that I'm doing. There's not one picture that I could find where he looks like an actual man. At first, I thought he might be gay, but I've known plenty of gay guys that looked and behaved like regular dudes (except maybe a bit more polished).

Besides, there's something really off about him that's hard to put your finger on. It's like he can't help himself to look like a woman, in the way he looks, writes, sounds, his manerisms. So, I'm starting to think he might be a real transgender.

Adrian caught him in her lingerie and make-up with his micro peen tucked in, he told her the truth, she freaked out and ran into the arms of a real man. He was so terrified Adrian would tell on him that he granted her a divorce and signed the rights to his kid away without any struggle.

Remember that the weirdo closest to Pat, Chrischan, came out as trans after a couple of years of cyberstalking too. Is this what's in store for Pat? Should we start referring to him as she/her, just to be safe? I don't want to be seen as Transphobic.

Curly McSissy ovah here

 

[RobertMewler]

He's said that his mother was in her late 30s when she had him. He got infused with the last bits of estrogen her rotten husk could pump out.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

People blame Mama Raven, but we know so little about Papa Clown that I think it might be pretty much the same thing as Ant and even Jimmy. Sexual identity and sexual preferences can be confusing and complicated, and you know what complicates it even more? Having a hardass NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA BE A FAGGOT coupled with still being straight enough to fuck Jill, Dani, Missy, Chelsea, Jennifer (both of them), Ade, Niki. Especially with bisexuals/pansexuals/whatever you wanna call them, especially growing up when Ant/Rick did, why would you explore your gay urges when you can keep your family happy and just fuck women?

You got Joe "ITS A DOLL RUE" Cumia Sr, Jim's dad (who he described in early standup sets as a tough firm military man), and Rick's dad who Rick gives credit for teaching him all sorts of masculine shit. What do we have now? Ant claims he's totally straight, Jim claims he's totally straight (trans hookers don't count), Rick claims he's totally straight. All three pretend to follow sports (Ant with the Yankees, Jim with the Cowboys, Pat with the Brewers/Packers) but all have the most casual understanding of these sports and basic facts that any sports fan would know about the team. All three stress they love "masculine" music.

But then most importantly, Ant paid Sue Lightning a lot of cash because she's a "friend". Jim wanted to marry Princess Alena. Rick hints that he loves getting pegged and has casual alien cum eating in his novels. They chase these... let's call them "alternate" forms of arousal and get ultra-defensive and quiet when prodded. Even fucking Jimmy clammed up when the sub started collecting the Alena dots, and this guy has made an entire career joking about fucking trans women. Repress the shameful secret and overcompensate with masculinity, because that's the treadmill you've been told to run on. Maybe they'll admit it, maybe they'll die in denial.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Faggot with a touch of autism

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Chromosomal XXY