Professional comedian relies on vegetable insults again

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

So funny he had to tweet it twice so it could go viral

Bonus knee-slapper

Kill yourself, you unfunny ham

 

[Meownaw]

Pretty anti women. Reported just to be safe.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

keep insulting your betters, Pat. Keep it up. You’re about to see what Carol can do for you.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It drives him nuts he can’t curse because we will report him for being abusive. I’m surprised he didn’t triple dip these “dunks”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is it really an insult when its not insulting? Like when SS Shill called someone an "open bag of chips" or some snack related insult.

 

[PeteRose]

does he really want to call anyone else a turnip? that purple face and receding hair poof looks awfully famillar

 

[Raymond]

Fun fact: Uno hundred thousand dollar doesn't cover the pointless legal expenses you ran up so far.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

does he really want to call anyone else a turnip? that purple face and receding hair poof looks awfully famillar

Hes called himself a turnip yet uses it as an insult for others. You see, he’s not very bright and really should cut down on the fried food.

 

[NoBacon]

It must be exhausting spending each and every day embroiled in internet political outrage. This stuff doesn’t effect you what so ever in the real world, it’s so pointless to be this worked up about it all the time.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

keep insulting your betters, Pat. Keep it up. You’re about to see what Carol can do for you.

I find it very interesting that Pat never directly targeted you personally. Would you care to comment why? Is it your wealth, social status or the risk of exposing himself as a cheating fat bastard?

The Carol Maxheinie interview drops when?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It must be exhausting spending each and every day embroiled in internet political outrage. This stuff doesn’t effect you what so ever in the real world, it’s so pointless to be this worked up about it all the time.

Its the loudest on twitter. Anyone that actually interacts in the real world knows that everyone is trying to get by. All these weirdos are just jerking each other off on the same talking points at home. You dont see these people too often in public and if they do speak up everyone else thinks they are nuts. I bet Pat actually hurts hooligans bottom line because he is so annoying.

 

[based and white pilled]

Its the loudest on twitter. Anyone that actually interacts in the real world knows that everyone is trying to get by. All these weirdos are just jerking each other off on the same talking points at home. You dont see these people too often in public and if they do speak up everyone else thinks they are nuts. I bet Pat actually hurts hooligans bottom line because he is so annoying.

Staff quit jobs in bars because of regulars like him

-Damian

 

[Udders]

It must be exhausting spending each and every day embroiled in internet political outrage. This stuff doesn’t effect you what so ever in the real world, it’s so pointless to be this worked up about it all the time.

Its the only place Pat can cosplay as tough guy expert-in-everything stealthygeek because off twitter hes a blubbering pussy. The fact he sucked Bidens dick so hard because he thought the Justice Department would go after his trolls is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Its the loudest on twitter. Anyone that actually interacts in the real world knows that everyone is trying to get by. All these weirdos are just jerking each other off on the same talking points at home. You dont see these people too often in public and if they do speak up everyone else thinks they are nuts. I bet Pat actually hurts hooligans bottom line because he is so annoying.

Twitter is the home of the mentally ill. The people who spend the most time on there are social misfits, outcasts, and shut-ins. It’s people that didn’t leave the house before Covid and now will forever use it as their reason why they can never leave the house to get a job and function in society.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat you have the brain of a summer squash.

 

[Coonskin]

This fucking guy can't even tend his own lawn let alone a garden. Does he even own a lawn mower?

 

[guest]

I find it very interesting that Pat never directly targeted you personally. Would you care to comment why? Is it your wealth, social status or the risk of exposing himself as a cheating fat bastard?

The Carol Maxheinie interview drops when?

Yeah from the Apostlegate articles and interviews it seems like he's spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out who Carol is. @CarolMaxheinie were you even named as one of the Does?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Three years ago he was telling people to eat the bull cum out of their girlfriend. Now he calls people turnip, in case there wasn't enough evidence that he's pandering to the specific demographic of elderly empty-nest housewives.

 

[Tortfeasor]

While I hate Patrick, the Prager guy's opinion is super retarded too.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I find it very interesting that Pat never directly targeted you personally. Would you care to comment why? Is it your wealth, social status or the risk of exposing himself as a cheating fat bastard?

The Carol Maxheinie interview drops when?

Because Carol would fight back and it might lead to a dramatic courtroom scene where his abs and Fatso's gut are entered into the record as separate exhibits.